Fat Disaster

Intro

Yeah, listen up, (come on, come on)

Got a message for Eli, (oh-oh)

Think he's all that, but he's just a mess (mess, mess)

Too much junk in the trunk, what a distress

Verse

Eli, Eli, so big and so slow (da da da)

Can't even fit through the door, gotta go (go, go)

Around the block, just to get in (in, in)

You're a heavyweight, but your flow's a sin

Wham-bam, you're a hot mess express (wham-bam)

All that fat, it's a yes, yes, yes (yes, yes)

To the question, are you a joke? (huh, huh)

Got a gut so big, it's got its own cloak (whoa, whoa)

Chorus

Eli, Eli, you're a fat disaster (na-na)

Can't even run, you're a laughing master (ha ha ha)

You're so big, you're so bold (so bold)

But your weight's got you, under control (control, control)

Verse

Eli, Eli, you need to take a seat (hey, hey)

Can't even walk, without gettin' beat (beat, beat)

Your heart's racin', your lungs are too (too, too)

You're a ticking time bomb, just waitin' to blow (boom, boom)

Tick-tock, you're runnin' out of time (tick-tock)

Got a weight problem, that's always on your mind (mind, mind)

You're a big boy, but you can't deny (deny, deny)

You're a fat mess, and you're sayin' goodbye (bye, bye)