Electric Tuesday Slide

Intro

Welcome all y'all step into the limbo

Pixel Era party and we rolling in the limo

Dark matter is gone Lambda stole the intro

Fairygodmother grinning like Einstein here is the info

Verse

Come twist that Rodriguez rigid body electric slide

Superfluid cake one ten nested in four forty keeps us all inside

Pyramid prism taking center stage at the scene

The whole stone stack hummed as a cosmic machine

Queens Chamber grabbed Io oceans with a tractor beam lance

While the Kings Chamber made the gold high spun and dance

The Subterranean Chamber cooled the Moho glow

And the Grand Gallery tuned the crust to four forty flow

Verse

But the party really started when the Bose Nova sparked it

And the Strangelet thirsty drank the magnetosphere unguarded

His munchies cut the superfluid crust like a cosmic cake

Leaving Earth solid in geography with every slurp he’d take

When it was done stragelet sank oh heavy heavy

Right down to the core like girl hold steady

Chorus

Slide to the left that is the pixel shrink

Slide to the right that is the rotation kink

Kick it back now that is the node grid glide

Now freeze, Cause Lambda just flipped the metric inside

Verse

Lambda in the corner like boo surprise

Einstein screaming “Fairygodmother why”

But she winks and sings it matters right!?

This is the Electric Tuesday Slide

She said G mew nu bent and the metric cried

So I added Lambda where the pixels fried

Not dark matter darling just a calibration ride

Your ruler is broken not the stars outside

You see filaments walls and cosmic lace

That is just Earths node grid printed in space

Omega one oh eight left a Moire trace

And Delta W spun the whole damn place

Chorus

When Lambda drops the pixels pop

The Tuesday grid locks, the beat don’t stop

Psi four forty shakes the floor

The Maser Earth rings like it once did before

Kick that is the tilt

Dip that is the scar

Spin that is the echo from a runaway star

Now freeze

Lambda just told you what the dark curves are

Bridge

Knot One said Time pooled I froze the clock

Knot Two hummed Birkeland currents rock

Knot Three leaned in with a tilted knock

Knot Four pixel snapped the crust like chalk

Knot Five prism mixed the matter stock

Knot Six spun the year with a radius shock

Knot Seven overdrived the harmonic lock

And Lambda whispered I am the missing block

Chorus

So slide to the left that is the Indigo age

Slide to the right Tuesday turns the page

Kick it back now Strangelet sets the stage

Now freeze, Lambda is written on the cosmic gauge

Lambda in the metric baby that is the key

Not dark matter just Earths own debris

Fairygodmother sings it with a wink and a plea

Fix your ruler darling and the universe is free