Card Declined

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Card Declined

Dazah · 1 play

humorous rap, male vocals, comedic storytelling, upbeat beat, funny mcdonalds scene, card declined embarrassment

Lyrics

Intro

Arkey steps in, stomach growlin' loud

Big Mac callin', yeah, he feels so proud

Verse

He points at the menu, orders extra fries

Large Coke on the side, wipe the drool from his eyes

Pulls out the plastic, slides it nice and slow

Machine goes beep, and the whole world knows

Chorus

Card declined, declined, declined

Card declined, oh no no no

Card declined, declined, declined

Now he’s standin’ there with nowhere to go

Verse

Cashier lookin’ awkward, line startin’ to grow

Arkey checks his phone, balance way too low

Tries another swipe, same red light flash

Everybody starin’, feels the whole room crash

Chorus

Card declined, declined, declined

Card declined, oh no no no

Card declined, declined, declined

Now he’s standin’ there with nowhere to go

Bridge

“Uh, can I pay with coins?” he mumbles real small

Digs in his pocket, finds a nickel, that’s all

Walks right out, burger dream in the dust

Stomach still rumblin’, pride in the rust

Chorus

Card declined, declined, declined

Card declined, oh no no no

Card declined, declined, declined

McDonald’s got him feelin’ so low

Outro

Declined… declined… (declined)

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