
Song
Card Declined
Dazah · 1 play
humorous rap, male vocals, comedic storytelling, upbeat beat, funny mcdonalds scene, card declined embarrassment
Lyrics
Intro
Arkey steps in, stomach growlin' loud
Big Mac callin', yeah, he feels so proud
Verse
He points at the menu, orders extra fries
Large Coke on the side, wipe the drool from his eyes
Pulls out the plastic, slides it nice and slow
Machine goes beep, and the whole world knows
Chorus
Card declined, declined, declined
Card declined, oh no no no
Card declined, declined, declined
Now he’s standin’ there with nowhere to go
Verse
Cashier lookin’ awkward, line startin’ to grow
Arkey checks his phone, balance way too low
Tries another swipe, same red light flash
Everybody starin’, feels the whole room crash
Chorus
Card declined, declined, declined
Card declined, oh no no no
Card declined, declined, declined
Now he’s standin’ there with nowhere to go
Bridge
“Uh, can I pay with coins?” he mumbles real small
Digs in his pocket, finds a nickel, that’s all
Walks right out, burger dream in the dust
Stomach still rumblin’, pride in the rust
Chorus
Card declined, declined, declined
Card declined, oh no no no
Card declined, declined, declined
McDonald’s got him feelin’ so low
Outro
Declined… declined… (declined)









