Thomas, Thomas, Always On The Loose

Intro

Yo, listen up, it's time to expose

Thomas, the fake football expert, nobody knows

Talkin' loud, but his knowledge is whack

Think he's on ESPN, but he's just a joke, that's a fact

Verse

He's been watchin' highlights for two whole years

Think he's a scout, but his IQ's filled with fears

Arguin' every take, but he's never right

Sam got the stats, Thomas got the stress, day and night

He's writin' essays, but they don't make sense

Just to say "yes," what a waste of defense

Bias is his game, but he can't see

ChatGPT had to coach him, just to set him free

Therefore, this, therefore, that

Soundin' like a professor, but he's just whack

Overthinkin' every play, comin' in last

Not a superstar, then he changed his mind so fast

Chorus

Thomas, Thomas, always on the lose

Think he's a football expert, but he's just a joke, no juice

Sam already won, the chat said so

Thomas, Thomas, you're just a no-go

Verse

He's typin' away, can't sit still

Alvaro tryin' to chill, but Thomas got a lot to fulfill

TED Talks in the group chat, it's gettin' deep

But somebody tell this man, "bro, it's not that deep"

He's flip-floppin' like a fish, can't make up his mind

Not a superstar, then he's changin' his grind

Ain't no beef, just bars and laughs

Thomas stay losin' in the group chat drafts

Next time you argue, just let it be known

Sam already won, the chat said so, you're just a clone

Verse

Bro, you're a joke, a football fake

Think you're on the field, but you're just a mistake

You're stressin' about nothin', just let it go

Sam got the stats, you just got the stress, don't you know?

You're overthinkin', you're underachieved

Just a mid-tier mind, that's all you've conceived

Therefore, this, therefore, that

You're just a one-man team, and you're always flat

You're not a superstar, you're just a fan

Thomas, Thomas, you're just a losing plan

Outro

So there you have it, Thomas, you're exposed

A fake football expert, nobody knows

You're just a joke, a mid-tier mind

Sam already won, the chat said so, you're just left behind