Jim the Wiener King

Intro

Yuh, ayy, this one's for Jim, the wiener king, uh

Big boy with the appetite, let the story sing, yuh

Chorus

Jim loves wieners, yeah, all day, every bite (bite, bite)

Stack 'em high, mustard drip, livin' that wiener life (wiener life)

Fat stacks on the grill, he's chompin' non-stop (non-stop, non-stop)

But one day, uh-oh, his wiener dropped (dropped, dropped)

Wiener on the ground, Jim in shock (ayy, shock)

Big man froze, world stop (yuh, yuh)

Wiener hit dirt, no goin' back (back, back)

Jim's dream cracked, that's a wrap (wrap, wrap)

Verse

Yo, meet Jim, belly like a blimp, three hunnid pounds easy

Rollin' through the block, wiener cravings hit him queasy

Hot dog hustle, corner store his throne room daily

Ketchup queen, relish dreams, mustard on his navy

Pockets fulla change, but fridge fulla franks, yuh

Eatin' ten at breakfast, twenty for the thanks, brr

Sweat drippin' heavy, shirt stretchin' to the seams

Jim don't care, wiener world's his wildest dreams

Grillin' in the backyard, smoke risin' like a boss

Neighbors peepin', jealous of that wiener gloss

Bun buttered perfect, snap when he bites down hard

Jim the legend, wiener wizard, holdin' all the cards

But fate got jokes, one fumble in the kitchen chaos

Reachin' for the plate, hand slipped, no grace, uh

Wiener airborne, slow-mo tumble to the tile

Jim's eyes wide, heart sink, denial in denial

Chorus

Jim loves wieners, yeah, all day, every bite (bite, bite)

Stack 'em high, mustard drip, livin' that wiener life (wiener life)

Fat stacks on the grill, he's chompin' non-stop (non-stop, non-stop)

But one day, uh-oh, his wiener dropped (dropped, dropped)

Wiener on the ground, Jim in shock (ayy, shock)

Big man froze, world stop (yuh, yuh)

Wiener hit dirt, no goin' back (back, back)

Jim's dream cracked, that's a wrap (wrap, wrap)

Verse

Now Jim starin' down, wiener layin' there defeated

Lint and crumbs embracin', hygiene straight deleted

Five-second rule? Nah, this one's past ten, brr

Jim's gut rumblin', temptation pullin' him in

Part of him screamin', "Pick it up, salvage the feast!"

Other half wagin' finger, "Boy, you're the beast!"

Flashback montage, all them glory days munchin'

Wieners with the crew, bonfire vibes, no frontin'

But reality cold, floor grime like a trap

Jim sweats bullets, belly bouncin' as he clap—wait, no

He squats low, slow-mo reach, crowd in his head cheerin'

"Jim! Jim! Don't let that wiener start fearin'!"

Fingers graze the bun, lift it up triumphant grin

One big chomp, dirt and all, let the feast begin (yuh!)

Lesson learned? Nah, Jim's back at the store tomorrow

Wiener warrior forever, dodgin' that sorrow

Chorus

Jim loves wieners, yeah, all day, every bite (bite, bite)

Stack 'em high, mustard drip, livin' that wiener life (wiener life)

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