William and Zander

Intro

Uh, uh, ayy, yeah

Watch this (watch), listen up (listen up)

Skrrt, skrrt, ha

Verse

William got the smile like he rented it (rented it), fake as the plaque on his chest

Zander got the laugh like he practiced it, sold-out shows in his head

You two parade like you’re golden, matchin’ fits, matching rings

But the mirror knows better — cheap glue, busted seams

You call it forever, I call it theater (theater), close the curtains, same scene

Lipstick on collars, trending on hollow screens

They ship you together but the boat’s got a hole (ayy), take a seat

All that love talk? Paper crowns in a paper street

William’s whisper is a script (script), Zander's smile’s a brand (brand)

Two actors on a honeymoon tour with a rented van

You flex on the 'gram, staged shots, slow-mo kiss (oh-oh)

But the comments read “manufactured” — they can smell the mist

You play the cooing couple; I see the pause and the plot

Late-night texts deleted like receipts from the spot

“Us forever” tattoos? Yeah, you’ll get bored, you’ll regret

Names in the same font, but the ink ain’t set

I’m not hatin’, I’m observin’ — this house built on sand

You got a sandbox romance with no buildin’ plan (skrrt)

William, you bark louder than the bite in your teeth

Zander, your thunder’s weathered — all talk, no wreath

And when the storm comes, chairs gonna flip, plates gonna clink

I’ll be sittin’ with popcorn watchin’ the final blink (ha)

Chorus

William and Zander, lovebirds? nah, lovebirds? nah (uh)

William and Zander, lovebirds? nah, lovebirds? nah (yeah)

William and Zander, lovebirds? nah, lovebirds? nah (ayy)

William and Zander, lovebirds? nah, lovebirds? nah (ha)

Plastic wings, paper vows, glitter falls, then you bow

Plastic wings, paper vows, glitter falls, then you bow

Verse

Zander flexes soft but operates on borrowed heat (borrowed)

William’s promises come with an expiry like street meat

You two swap nicknames like trading cards in the sun

But loyalty’s a currency you never truly won

You keep receipts for every favor, ledger in your mind

Always schemin’ what’s in it for you when the stars align

Couple therapy sessions for the highlight reel (for the reel)

But the real talk hits in the dark when the cameras chill

You whisper “ride or die” in captions for the likes

But ride or die don’t come with filters and cheap hikes

William, you play CEO of a kingdom of glass

Zander, you laugh loud but you wilt when the questions pass

Both of you freeze when someone asks what you’re really feelin’

Practice makes perfect? Nah, you rehearsin’ the dealin’

All that chemistry? Nah, you mixed the powder and called it heat

But the lab coat ripped and now the flask can’t compete

I see the cracks in the glossy frame, I point, I jest

You’re trending tonight but tomorrow’s on a different quest

So take your matching hoodies, your playlists and your vows

Wrap them up in satin bows, I’ll still ca