Tyler Hall, Five-Two ADHD Crash Kid

Intro

(Ayy, ayy) Tyler Hall, yeah, we talkin' 'bout you

Short king crashin', ADHD crew

Yuh, let's go!

Verse

Yo, Tyler Hall, five-two, pocket-sized clown

Bouncin' off walls like a pinball rebound

ADHD king, can't sit still for a sec

Mind racin' faster than your e-bike wreck

Pedal to the metal, but you swerve like a fool

Crash into curbs, yeah, that's your daily duel

Helmet on crooked, knees scraped to the bone

Short legs pumpin', but you still gettin' thrown

Attention span shorter than your damn height

Forget where you goin' mid-ride every night

Hyper like a squirrel on a Red Bull binge

E-bike flipped, now you eatin' that dirt trench

Yuh, skrrt-skrrt, wipeout supreme

Five-foot-two nightmare, livin' the bad dream

Can't focus to save ya, scatterbrain parade

Tyler Hall, the king of the crash cascade

Ayy, bounce, bounce, ADHD bounce

E-bike in pieces, what you count? Zero amounts

Shorty can't reach the handlebars right

Tumbleweed rider, out here losin' the fight

Chorus

Tyler Hall, five-two, ADHD crash kid

E-bike smash, yeah, you always skid (skid, skid)

Hyper mess, can't sit, can't chill

Wreck every ride, what a thrill, what a thrill

Tyler Hall, five-two, fool on wheels

ADHD chaos, sealin' your deals

Crash, crash, boom, go down again

Short king floppin', that's your only win

Crash, crash, boom, go down again

Short king floppin', that's your only win!

Verse

Back at it, Tyler, same old routine

E-bike charged up, but your brain's caffeine

Dart left, dart right, eyes on nothin' clear

Distracted by birds, now you're shiftin' gears

Five-foot frame flyin', but gravity wins

Tuck and roll, shorty, face full of grins

ADHD fireworks, explodin' inside

But outside it's pavement kissin' your pride

Wordplay wizard? Nah, you wizard of wrecks

E-bike expert at breakin' your neck

Can't concentrate long enough for a block

Hyper kid Hall, tickin' like a clock

Yuh, pedal, pedal, fail, fail fast

Shortstack speed demon, built not to last

Everyone laughin' when you eat that gravel

Tyler Hall legend, but only for travel fails

Ayy, zoom-zoom, crash-bam, done

Five-two tornado, leavin' trails of fun

Scattershot shooter, missin' every mark

E-bike hall of shame, lightin' up the dark

Chorus

Tyler Hall, five-two, ADHD crash kid

E-bike smash, yeah, you always skid (skid, skid)

Hyper mess, can't sit, can't chill

Wreck every ride, what a thrill, what a thrill

Tyler Hall, five-two, fool on wheels

ADHD chaos, sealin' your deals

Crash, crash, boom, go down again

Short king floppin', that's your only win

Crash, crash, boom, go down again

Short king floppin', that's your only win!

Bridge

(Ayy) Slow it down, Tyler, take a breath or two

But nah, you ADHD, speedin' straight through

Five-two firecracker, fizzlin' out quick

E-bike