Happy 60th Birthday Harold!

Intro

Happy 60th Birthday Harold!

Verse

Sixty years old today! That means you were born before the internet, before smartphones and possibly before color tv.

Chorus

At 60, you don't need google for answers, you just start a sentence with, "back in my day", and everyone listens.

Verse

But honestly, Harold, your not old, your just classic, like a vintage car. the only difference is vintage cars don't make that noise when they stand up.

Outro

Have a fantastic birthday!