THE BEST SONG EVER

Intro

(Yeah, yeah) Dillan Chuckaluck

Fat old bully, what you got? (Huh?)

Quake-quake, here she come...

Chorus

Dillan Chuckaluck, waddlin' wide

Fat old bully, can't hide

Thunder thighs go boom-boom-boom

Stompin' 'round like a big ol' goon

Dillan Chuckaluck, huff and puff

Tryna scare us, but we laugh enough

Rolls on rolls, shakin' the floor

Dillan Chuckaluck, we want no more!

Boom-boom-boom, yeah!

Boom-boom-boom, uh-huh!

Verse

Yo, Dillan Chuckaluck, queen of the grudge

Old-school mean, holdin' that grudge

Pants so tight, buttons 'bout to pop

Sweatin' buckets just to make us stop

She rolls up loud, "Gimme your lunch!"

But one look at her, we all wanna run

Jiggles like jelly on a bumpy ride

Fat old terror, nowhere to hide

Pushin' kids 'round like she's tough as nails

But winded after two steps, breathin' like whales

"Move outta my way!" she bellows and barks

But her belly's blockin' the whole dang park

Skrrt-skrrt, she slides on by

Leavin' crumbs from her snack supply

Dillan Chuckaluck, bully supreme

Livin' large in her busted-up dream

Chorus

Dillan Chuckaluck, waddlin' wide

Fat old bully, can't hide

Thunder thighs go boom-boom-boom

Stompin' 'round like a big ol' goon

Dillan Chuckaluck, huff and puff

Tryna scare us, but we laugh enough

Rolls on rolls, shakin' the floor

Dillan Chuckaluck, we want no more!

Boom-boom-boom, yeah!

Boom-boom-boom, uh-huh!

Verse

Remember that time at the schoolyard gate?

Dillan charged in, sealin' her fate

Tried to flex, but tripped on her gut

Landed flat, what a thud-thud-thud!

Kids all point, "Look at her flop!"

She scrambles up, but the laughs don't stop

Old hag vibes with a candy crush

Stealin' sweets, got that sugar rush

"Pay my toll!" she demands with a growl

But her shadow's bigger than a barn owl

We dodge and weave, playin' our game

Dillan Chuckaluck, forever lame

Yuh, she puffs up red, veins 'bout to burst

Fat old bully, quenched our thirst

For a good roast, now she's the joke

Dillan Chuckaluck, go broke!

Bridge

(Ayy, ayy) One day she'll see

All that meanness bouncin' back on she

Quake no more, just fade away

Dillan Chuckaluck, hip-hip-hooray!

Chorus

Dillan Chuckaluck, waddlin' wide

Fat old bully, can't hide

Thunder thighs go boom-boom-boom

Stompin' 'round like a big ol' goon

Dillan Chuckaluck, huff and puff

Tryna scare us, but we laugh enough

Rolls on rolls, shakin' the floor

Dillan Chuckaluck, we want no more!

Boom-boom-boom, yeah!

Boom-boom-boom, uh-huh!

Boom-boom-boom! (Yeah!)

Outro

Dillan Chuckaluck... (fade out)

Quake-quake... gone... (heh-heh)