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a song about a fat bully named Dillan Chuckaluck which is a fat old girl
Lyrics
[intro]
(Yeah, yeah) Dillan Chuckaluck
Fat old bully, what you got? (Huh?)
Quake-quake, here she come...
[chorus]
Dillan Chuckaluck, waddlin' wide
Fat old bully, can't hide
Thunder thighs go boom-boom-boom
Stompin' 'round like a big ol' goon
Dillan Chuckaluck, huff and puff
Tryna scare us, but we laugh enough
Rolls on rolls, shakin' the floor
Dillan Chuckaluck, we want no more!
Boom-boom-boom, yeah!
Boom-boom-boom, uh-huh!
[verse]
Yo, Dillan Chuckaluck, queen of the grudge
Old-school mean, holdin' that grudge
Pants so tight, buttons 'bout to pop
Sweatin' buckets just to make us stop
She rolls up loud, "Gimme your lunch!"
But one look at her, we all wanna run
Jiggles like jelly on a bumpy ride
Fat old terror, nowhere to hide
Pushin' kids 'round like she's tough as nails
But winded after two steps, breathin' like whales
"Move outta my way!" she bellows and barks
But her belly's blockin' the whole dang park
Skrrt-skrrt, she slides on by
Leavin' crumbs from her snack supply
Dillan Chuckaluck, bully supreme
Livin' large in her busted-up dream
[chorus]
Dillan Chuckaluck, waddlin' wide
Fat old bully, can't hide
Thunder thighs go boom-boom-boom
Stompin' 'round like a big ol' goon
Dillan Chuckaluck, huff and puff
Tryna scare us, but we laugh enough
Rolls on rolls, shakin' the floor
Dillan Chuckaluck, we want no more!
Boom-boom-boom, yeah!
Boom-boom-boom, uh-huh!
[verse]
Remember that time at the schoolyard gate?
Dillan charged in, sealin' her fate
Tried to flex, but tripped on her gut
Landed flat, what a thud-thud-thud!
Kids all point, "Look at her flop!"
She scrambles up, but the laughs don't stop
Old hag vibes with a candy crush
Stealin' sweets, got that sugar rush
"Pay my toll!" she demands with a growl
But her shadow's bigger than a barn owl
We dodge and weave, playin' our game
Dillan Chuckaluck, forever lame
Yuh, she puffs up red, veins 'bout to burst
Fat old bully, quenched our thirst
For a good roast, now she's the joke
Dillan Chuckaluck, go broke!
[break]
[bridge]
(Ayy, ayy) One day she'll see
All that meanness bouncin' back on she
Quake no more, just fade away
Dillan Chuckaluck, hip-hip-hooray!
[chorus]
Dillan Chuckaluck, waddlin' wide
Fat old bully, can't hide
Thunder thighs go boom-boom-boom
Stompin' 'round like a big ol' goon
Dillan Chuckaluck, huff and puff
Tryna scare us, but we laugh enough
Rolls on rolls, shakin' the floor
Dillan Chuckaluck, we want no more!
Boom-boom-boom, yeah!
Boom-boom-boom, uh-huh!
Boom-boom-boom! (Yeah!)
[outro]
Dillan Chuckaluck... (fade out)
Quake-quake... gone... (heh-heh)
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