Manchester United Disstrack

Intro

HAHA—

Turn the volume up, this one hurts.

Manchester Used To… let’s go.

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FALL OFF!

Yeah the empire’s dead!

PAST TENSE!

That’s the badge you rep!

Big talk, weak spine, empty threats,

United nowadays just comedy sets!

Verse

Old Trafford shook, tourists clap louder,

Opp teams walk in feel ten feet prouder.

Once a fortress, now a free buffet,

Come get your points, no delay.

Captain ghostin’, midfield allergic,

Defense opens up—so generous, perfect.

Billions burned, got receipts not results,

Luxury flops do cardio jogs.

Pre-chorus

What’s the excuse?

Injuries? refs? bad luck again?

Spin that wheel, choose one, pretend!

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FALL OFF!

Glory packed in a box!

PAST TENSE!

TikTok club, no locks!

Big name FC but the fear got lost,

You ain’t rebuilding—you’re permanently soft!

Verse

Legends on Sky say “this hurts to see,”

Yeah imagine watchin’ your legacy bleed.

Derby day? You pray not to trend,

Scoreline ugly, memes don’t end.

Youth hype dies by matchday three,

Loan army stronger than the first XI.

Rivals celebrate, you cope online,

“Next season’s ours”—since 2019.

Bridge

Where’s the aura?! — GONE!

Where’s the pride?! — SOLD!

Where’s the plan?! — UNKNOWN!

Where’s the standard?! — OLD!

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FALL OFF!

This ain’t elite anymore!

PAST TENSE!

Name lives off folklore!

History FC, yeah that’s your role,

A big red brand with a mid-table soul!

Outro

Respect the past—no debate, that’s fair…

But right now?

You’re just a loud badge with no nightmare.