AP World Beef

Intro

(Yeah, yeah) AP World, you my opp, straight up!

Exams comin', I'm loadin' up the bars, uh!

Drill on history, let's bury this course, ayy!

Verse

Yo, Silk Roads, you sneaky snake, spreadin' Black Death like a virus tweet,

Bubonic plague party from China to Crete, call it networking? Nah, that's defeat!

Mongols ridin' in, Genghis with the horde, invadin' Russia, France, you bored?

Steppe warriors smashin' empires, left the world scorched, now I'm scorin' zeros on your board!

Columbian Exchange? You swapped corn for smallpox, wiped out natives like a bad TikTok,

Columbus sailin' in, bringin' death drops, now I'm droppin' facts to make you stop!

Atlantic slave trade, chains clankin' loud, forced migration from Africa to the crowd,

Britain shippin' souls like Amazon Prime, now I'm roastin' you for all time!

Mansa Musa flexin' gold in Mali, drownin' Cairo in wealth, that's salty,

But you turned it to trivia, now my brain's faulty—AP World, you my biggest enemy, faulty!

Chorus

AP World, you killin' me, straight beef! (Beef, beef)

Exams got me sweatin', no relief! (No relief)

From Mongols to Marx, you a thief! (Thief, thief)

Survivin' this course, that's my chief! (Chief, chief)

AP World, why you so mean? (So mean)

History opps, tearin' my dreams! (My dreams)

But I'm spittin' fire, watch me win! (Watch me)

AP World, this diss is for you—end! (End, end)

(Yeah, yeah, bury the book!)

Verse

Industrial Revolution, Britain crankin' factories, smokestacks coughin' black lung tragedy,

Child labor grindin', kids in the mill, Marx writin' manifestos just to spill!

Imperialism stealin' maps like a heist, France in Algeria, Britain in the East,

Ruinin' India with salt tax fights, Gandhi marchin' non-violent, but you ignite the lights!

Nationalism sparklin', alliances MAIN—Germany, Austria, Italy, Russia, flame!

Led to World War beef, trenches deep, Treaty of Versailles slappin' Germany cheap,

Hitler risin' from the resentment heap, now Cold War tension, US vs. USSR creep!

Napoleon crownin' himself in France flair, conquered Europe then fell to the bear,

Russia winter snipin', scorched earth stare—AP World, you got me in despair!

Pointless proxy wars, nukes on the brink, from Cuba to Vietnam, what you think?

I'm beefin' with timelines, flashcards sink, but I'll ace this exam, watch me link!

Chorus

AP World, you killin' me, straight beef! (Beef, beef)

Exams got me sweatin', no relief! (No relief)

From Mongols to Marx, you a thief! (Thief, thief)

Survivin' this course, that's my chief! (Chief, chief)

AP World, why you so mean? (So mean)

History opps, tearin' my dreams! (My dreams)

But I'm spittin' fire, watch me win! (Watch me)

AP World, this diss is for you—end! (End, end)

(Yeah, yeah, bury the book! Ayy!)

Outro

AP World down, exam survivin', history roasted, now I'm thrivin'! (Thrivin')

(Adlib: Let's go, yeah!)