Chainsaw King of Fail

Intro

Yeah, yeah, Texas fool, mask on, still ugly—uh-huh

Verse

Leatherface, face like roadkill, mask stitched from roadkill,

Swing that rusty chainsaw, sound like broke drill,

Big boy wobblin’, mama’s apron, still a baby,

Can’t talk right, grunt-grunt, voice all gravy,

Hide behind the leather, scared of your own face,

Every swing a miss, slow as molasses pace,

Victims run circles, you just spin in place,

Chainsaw cough-cough, can’t finish the race,

You the family joke, even the hooks laugh,

“Leatherface” nickname, still can’t get a bath,

Saw teeth duller than your brain, blunt fact,

Try to rev it up, motor just collapse.

Chorus

Leatherface, Leatherface, chainsaw king of fail, (fail, fail)

Leatherface, Leatherface, still can’t make a kill, (nah-nah)

Leatherface, Leatherface, mask can’t hide the lame, (lame, lame)

Leatherface, Leatherface, put the saw down, shame! (shame, shame)

Verse

Catch you in the barn, hiding from the daylight,

Victims play tag, you just swing left-right,

Saw smoke bigger than your whole IQ,

Every time you lunge, trip over your own shoe,

Family reunion, they all point and laugh,

“Big bro can’t finish, pass the bloodbath,”

You the final girl’s warm-up, not the threat,

Chainsaw stutter-stutter, then you out of breath,

Try to chase the car, legs like wet spaghetti,

End up on your face, chainsaw confetti,

Leatherface, Leatherface, Texas joke supreme,

Saw still spinning but you dead in the dream.

Chorus

Leatherface, Leatherface, chainsaw king of fail, (fail, fail)

Leatherface, Leatherface, still can’t make a kill, (nah-nah)

Leatherface, Leatherface, mask can’t hide the lame, (lame, lame)

Leatherface, Leatherface, put the saw down, shame! (shame, shame)