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Elijah Bad at Everything
Sai Sanmith
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a kid named elijah who is bad at everything diss track
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Ayy, yo, this one's for Elijah
Kid's trash at life, straight up fail-yah (fail-yah)
Yuh, let's go
Elijah, you flop in the gym, can't dunk or shoot
Trip on your laces, face-plant, what a goof
Soccer tryouts? You kick it to the wrong damn team
Coach laughin' hard, livin' your wildest bad dream
Homework? Blank page, brain on vacation
Teacher call you out, whole class in elation
Video games? Controller slip from your sweaty grip
Lose to noobs, rage quit, throw a hissy fit
Skatin'? Wheels wobble, crash into the curb (skrrt!)
Bruised ego bigger than that ice pack you deserved
Singin' in choir? Voice crack like thunderclap
Off-key screamin', dogs howlin' back (woof-woof)
Dancin' at parties? Two left feet, shuffle flop
Girls run away, call security, make it stop
Elijah, king of the L's, stack 'em like bricks
Every try's a fail, kid, that's your shtick
Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)
Bad at everything (everything), yeah
Can't win, can't spin, can't do a thing (a thing)
Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)
Bad at everything (everything), yuh
Flop king, fail prince, ring that bell (bell)
Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything!)
Baseball swing? Miss the ball by a mile
Strike three quick, ump yellin' "Outta style!"
Basketball? Dribble off your foot, to the stands it flies
Crowd boos loud, cover your eyes
Cookin' ramen? Burn the pot black as night
Smoke alarm blarin', family's in flight
Ridin' bike? Chain pops, skid into trash
Helmet cracked, luck's all you got, in a flash
Debate club? Stutter, fumble every word
Opponent roasts you, points absurd
Art class drawin'? Stick figures look deranged
Teacher sighs deep, "Try again," unrestrained
Guitar strummin'? Strings buzz like angry bees
Fingers fumblin', playin' off-key pleas
Elijah, you curse, zero talent in your veins
Bad at breathin' right, suck at the game
Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)
Bad at everything (everything), yeah
Can't win, can't spin, can't do a thing (a thing)
Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)
Bad at everything (everything), yuh
Flop king, fail prince, ring that bell (bell)
Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything!)
Bad at everything (everything, ayy!)
Ayy, Elijah, keep tryin', maybe one day (one day)
But right now? Nah, you slay in the fail way (fail way)
Stack those L's high, wear 'em like a crown
King of nothin', hold it down (yuh)
Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)
Bad at everything (everything), yeah
Can't win, can't spin, can't do a thing (a thing)
Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)
Bad at everything (everything), yuh
Flop king, fail prince, ring that bell (bell)
Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything!)Yeah, Elij
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