Dad Jokes

Intro

(Heh-heh) Gather 'round, kids, it's Dad joke time

Grab your groans, yeah, we're feelin' fine

Verse

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack right up (up-up)

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese, yup!

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue (glue-glue)

Why'd the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field, whew!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, can't put it down (down-down)

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, clown!

Chorus

Dad jokes, dad jokes, they're cheesy and lame (lame-lame)

But you love 'em anyway, scream my name (name-name)

Ha-ha-ha, groan-groan-groan, (ba-dum-tss!)

Dad jokes all day, keep the fun goin' strong!

Dad jokes! (Dad jokes!) Dad jokes! (Yeah!)

Verse

Why don't skeletons fight each other? No guts, no glory (glory-glory)

What did one wall say to the other? Meet ya at the corner!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together (get it? get it?)

Why was the math book sad? Too many problems, uh-huh!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised (prised-prised)

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, nice!

Chorus

Dad jokes, dad jokes, they're cheesy and lame (lame-lame)

But you love 'em anyway, scream my name (name-name)

Ha-ha-ha, groan-groan-groan, (ba-dum-tss!)

Dad jokes all day, keep the fun goin' strong!

Dad jokes! (Dad jokes!) Dad jokes! (Yeah!) Dad jokes!

Bridge

(Whoa-oh) One more, one more, you can't resist

Why'd the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired, twist!

(Heh-heh-heh) Yeah, that's my style

Chorus

Dad jokes, dad jokes, they're cheesy and lame (lame-lame-lame)

But you love 'em anyway, scream my name (name-name-name)

Ha-ha-ha, groan-groan-groan, (ba-dum-tss! tss-tss!)

Dad jokes all day, keep the fun goin' strong!

Outro

Dad jokes... (heh-heh) fade out with a groan

(ba-dum-tss!)