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Cayden Thompson
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a song of dad jokes
Lyrics
[intro]
(Heh-heh) Gather 'round, kids, it's Dad joke time
Grab your groans, yeah, we're feelin' fine
[verse]
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack right up (up-up)
What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese, yup!
How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue (glue-glue)
Why'd the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field, whew!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, can't put it down (down-down)
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, clown!
[chorus]
Dad jokes, dad jokes, they're cheesy and lame (lame-lame)
But you love 'em anyway, scream my name (name-name)
Ha-ha-ha, groan-groan-groan, (ba-dum-tss!)
Dad jokes all day, keep the fun goin' strong!
Dad jokes! (Dad jokes!) Dad jokes! (Yeah!)
[verse]
Why don't skeletons fight each other? No guts, no glory (glory-glory)
What did one wall say to the other? Meet ya at the corner!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together (get it? get it?)
Why was the math book sad? Too many problems, uh-huh!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised (prised-prised)
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, nice!
[chorus]
Dad jokes, dad jokes, they're cheesy and lame (lame-lame)
But you love 'em anyway, scream my name (name-name)
Ha-ha-ha, groan-groan-groan, (ba-dum-tss!)
Dad jokes all day, keep the fun goin' strong!
Dad jokes! (Dad jokes!) Dad jokes! (Yeah!) Dad jokes!
[bridge]
(Whoa-oh) One more, one more, you can't resist
Why'd the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired, twist!
(Heh-heh-heh) Yeah, that's my style
[break]
[chorus]
Dad jokes, dad jokes, they're cheesy and lame (lame-lame-lame)
But you love 'em anyway, scream my name (name-name-name)
Ha-ha-ha, groan-groan-groan, (ba-dum-tss! tss-tss!)
Dad jokes all day, keep the fun goin' strong!
[outro]
Dad jokes... (heh-heh) fade out with a groan
(ba-dum-tss!)
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