Thomas, Stop Pickin' Your Nose

Intro

(Thomas, oh Thomas)

Yeah, yeah, what you doin' there?

Verse

Thomas in the corner, diggin' deep again

Finger up his nose, like it's his best friend

Booger huntin' season, every single day

Wipin' on his shirt, in the grossest way

Friends all back away, holdin' their breath tight

"Man, that's nasty, Thomas, get a tissue right!"

But he don't hear us, lost in his own world

Nostril expedition, flag about to unfurl

Chorus

Thomas! Stop pickin' your nose

Thomas! Everybody knows

It's weird, it's gross, it's outta control

Put that finger down, save your soul

Thomas! (Thomas!) No more diggin' in

Thomas! (Thomas!) Let the clean times begin

Wash your hands, yeah, make it right

Thomas, stop pickin' tonight!

Verse

At the dinner table, family's starin' hard

Thomas goes in deep, like he's strikin' gold in the yard

Flickin' little treasures, under the tablecloth

Mom's like "Son, what the heck? That's enough!"

School bus ridin', kids all laugh and groan

Thomas mines for diamonds, all up in his zone

Teacher turns around, sees the evidence clear

"Thomas, hygiene class, you're volunteerin' here!"

Chorus

Thomas! Stop pickin' your nose

Thomas! Everybody knows

It's weird, it's gross, it's outta control

Put that finger down, save your soul

Thomas! (Thomas!) No more diggin' in

Thomas! (Thomas!) Let the clean times begin

Wash your hands, yeah, make it right

Thomas, stop pickin' tonight!

Bridge

One day you'll see, it's holdin' you back

From the ladies, the dates, the high life on track

Grab a Kleenex, be classy, be cool

No more booger blues, follow the rule

(Yeah, Thomas, yeah) You can change it up

Nose-pickin' habit, time to shut it up!

Chorus

Thomas! Stop pickin' your nose

Thomas! (Thomas!) Everybody knows

It's weird, it's gross, it's outta control

Put that finger down, save your soul

Thomas! No more diggin' in

Thomas! Let the clean times begin

Wash your hands, yeah, make it right

Thomas, stop pickin' tonight!

(Stop pickin', Thomas! Yeah!)

Outro

Thomas... (oh Thomas)

No more... no more...

Pickin' your nose... yeah!