Fun to Chill Out in the L-I-N-K

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Fun to Chill Out in the L-I-N-K

Jack Cranshaw · 1 play

humorous parody, upbeat pop, school anthem, fun sing-along, cheerful vocals, energetic, comedic staff tribute

Lyrics

Verse

When your day goes wild and you’re losing the plot,

There’s a place where the chaos… magically stops.

It’s the Link — where the staff all grin,

’Cause they’ve seen everything and still let you in.

Miss Barratt’s calm like a meditation app,

Ms Harrowing’s ready with a “Come sit, let’s chat.”

Mr Ray’s guarding the door like a nightclub gate,

And Mr Cranshaw’s yelling, “QUIET!… No, seriously… wait.”

Chorus

It’s fun to chill out in the L‑I‑N‑K!

It’s fun to chill out in the L‑I‑N‑K!

You can flop on a chair, pretend you’re not late,

Take five minutes to breathe while they regulate.

It’s fun to chill out in the L‑I‑N‑K!

It’s fun to chill out in the L‑I‑N‑K!

Play some darts on the board, try not to hit the floor,

And Mrs Miles will make you laugh even more.

Verse

Mrs Cook’s got art vibes — glitter everywhere,

You leave with drawings stuck somehow in your hair.

Mrs Khan’s soothing voices could calm a stampede,

And Miss Wilkinson walks kids to lessons at warp speed.

Mrs Francis Wild brings the warmest cheer,

Miss Whitefield listens like a therapist’s career.

Mrs Winfield’s maths brain solving problems for fun,

While Miss Fayers loves nature — she’d photosynthesise if she could in the sun.

Miss Foat’s cheering, “You’ve GOT this!” like a hype‑squad queen,

And the Link’s the funniest place you’ve ever been.

Chorus

It’s fun to chill out in the L‑I‑N‑K!

It’s fun to chill out in the L‑I‑N‑K!

Play bingo at lunch — someone shouts “BINGO!” wrong,

But they still get a prize ’cause the game’s not that strong.

It’s fun to chill out in the L‑I‑N‑K!

It’s fun to chill out in the L‑I‑N‑K!

If you’re having a day, they’ll help find the way,

And send you off feeling okay.

Bridge

When your brain’s gone “Nope,"

And your patience is thin,

The Link team will say, “Right… come on then, get in.”

They’ll ask, “How can we help?” with a smile so wide,

While silently thinking, “It’s only period five…”

Chorus

Everybody loves the L‑I‑N‑K!

Shout it loud for the L‑I‑N‑K!

From the bingo chaos to the dartboard kings,

SEND support doing legendary things.

We’ll always remember the L‑I‑N‑K!

Year 11 — you’ve grown — don’t forget the LINK!

You’re moving on, but before you go,

The Link team wants you all to know…

They survived you — and they’re proud of you too.

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