Happy Birthday to Nate

Intro

(Yeah, yeah) Nate's gettin' old, what a thrill!

Happy birthday, buddy, try not to spill!

Verse

Nate, you're 39, wow, look at you shine,

Another lap 'round the sun, feelin' just fine?

Back starts creakin', hair's gettin' thin,

But hey, you're not 40... yet, dive right in!

Partied all night? Nah, Netflix and tea,

Dreamin' of naptime, wild as can be.

Kids call you "Pops," wife's rollin' her eyes,

You're ancient now, Nate, surprise, surprise!

Chorus

Happy birthday to Nate! (Nate, Nate!)

Turnin' 39, ain't that great? (So great!)

You're halfway to dust, but still kickin' it,

Blow out the candles, don't cough when you spit!

Happy birthday, Nate! (Happy, happy!)

Thirty-nine candles, what a sight,

One more year closer to the light...

(Heh-heh) Happy birthday tonight!

Verse

Remember your twenties? Man, that was prime,

Now it's antacids and bed by nine.

Gym membership? Ha, dusty on the shelf,

Chasin' that six-pack? Blame it on yourself!

Texts from the doc: "Time for your check-up,"

Mirror's lyin', but we won't call your bluff.

You're a legend, Nate, in your own old mind,

Rockin' those dad jokes, one of a kind!

Chorus

Happy birthday to Nate! (Nate, Nate!)

Turnin' 39, ain't that great? (So great!)

You're halfway to dust, but still kickin' it,

Blow out the candles, don't cough when you spit!

Happy birthday, Nate! (Happy, happy!)

Thirty-nine candles, what a sight,

One more year closer to the light...

(Heh-heh) Happy birthday tonight!

Bridge

(Oh-oh, slow it down)

Don't worry, Nate, you're still hot stuff,

In that grandpa sweater, call it tough!

(Yeah!) Party like it's 1999... or 2005,

Happy birthday, old man, stay alive!

Chorus

Happy birthday to Nate! (Nate, Nate!)

Turnin' 39, ain't that great? (So great!)

You're halfway to dust, but still kickin' it,

Blow out the candles, don't cough when you spit!

Happy birthday, Nate! (Happy, happy!)

Thirty-nine candles, what a sight,

One more year closer to the light...

(Heh-heh) Happy birthday tonight!

Outro

Nate, Nate, 39... (fade out laughin')

Happy birthday, you fossil, cheers to you!

(Yeah!)