Fireside Fridays

Gather ’round the glow of screen-light, Another week, we won the fight. We slacked, we zoomed, we borderline wept — And now it’s Friday, baby — time we slept. 😴 🎤 [Verse 1] California’s chillin’ with avocado toast, Tennessee’s the sweetest host. Florida’s sweating through four hurricanes, New York’s screaming into video frames. Colorado’s balanced and fully zen, While Texas is sayin’, “Bless your bandwidth, friend.” 🎤 [Mini-Chorus] Ohhh we’re spread far and wide, From the beach to the snow to that desert ride. We work remote, but we’re one crew, Probably in pajamas — and maybe a shoe. 🎸 [Verse 2] Oregon’s coding from a mossy shed, Vegas is alive, barely, but not yet dead. Minnesota’s frozen, polite as heck, “Yah sure, I’ll circle back” — what the tech? Canada’s thriving with snacks and grace, And apologizing for your Zoom freeze face. 🎤 [Main Chorus] 🎶 Fireside Fridays, feel the spark, We made it through another digital dark. Deadlines dodged, tasks complete-ish, That’s close enough — now let’s vanish, squish! 🔥 Firesiiiiide Fridaaaaays! 🔥 From sea to spreadsheet, we’re elite, Just don’t check our browser history this week. Firesiiiiide Fridaaays, Catch us loggin’ out mid-meeting sneak. 😎 🎸 [Verse 3 – Final Round] We’ve sent the emails, pushed the code, Faced the chaos, never slowed. We’ve answered pings while half asleep, Tried to mute while snacks went crunch real deep. But still we rose, this motley crew, The legends of Remote Work — that’s YOU. 🎤 [Final Chorus – Fade Out] 🎶 Fireside Fridays, raise your glass, You crushed this week like a keyboard badass. Wherever you are — snowy, hot, or bland… Log off now. Before your boss hits “Send.” 🔥 Firesideeeee Fridaaaaays! 🔥 From Cali sun to the Great White North, We rest, we snack… then log back forth. Firesiiiiide Fridaaays…