We're Just Bros

Verse

We met online, both trash at aim

Still somehow carried every game

You’d miss your shots, I’d miss mine too

But blame the lag like legends do

3AM, still wide awake

Sweating ranked like our lives at stake

Mum shouting “GET OFF THAT GAME!”

But Steven, bro… we stayed the same

Pre-chorus

Started with “oi pass the loot”

Now I care if you look cute

Wait—nah—what? Ignore that line

Probably just the WiFi… fine

Chorus

We’re just bros, yeah that’s the plan

Two straight dudes… holding hands?

If we win, we scream and shout

If we lose, we make out—

WAIT—no, no, I meant log out 😳

Yeah we log out, calm it down

Still though, if I had to choose…

I’d still queue every game with you

Verse

Energy drinks and dodgy snacks

You fell asleep, I drew on your back

Woke up mad, but couldn’t stay

‘Cause we had raids to run that day

You stole my kill, I stole your fries

We argue like an old married—guys

Yeah, GUYS… don’t make it weird

But bro… your new haircut’s kinda… beard??

Pre-chorus

No cheat code for what we got

But it’s sus… like, quite a lot

If loving you is “just a phase”

Why you texting me “goodnight” every day?

Chorus

We’re just bros, yeah that’s the rule

Sharing hoodies isn’t… cool?

If we clutch, we celebrate

If we choke, we… cuddle—WAIT

I MEANT HUDDLE. Tactical play.

Yeah, strategy. Big brain day.

Still though, through every queue

I’d pick no one else but you

Bridge

If this is weird, then so be it

We’re both a little bit… not legit

From “nice shot bro” to “miss you man”

This wasn’t really in the plan

Chorus

We respawn, can’t deny

You’re my bro… and maybe my guy

From toxic lobbies to real life

You’d probably make a decent wife—

OKAY that’s gone too far again

Let’s just say you’re my best friend

But if this bromance turns to more…

I’m still picking you in every war 🎮