Hop Off Minecraft Joe Gu

Verse

Yo Joe Gu, why you still on my block?

Buildin’ dirt houses like it’s 2012 nonstop 💀

I’m mining diamonds, you still punchin’ trees,

Bro got iron armor thinkin’ he’s OP 😭

Pre-chorus

You laggin’, you draggin’, you fall in lava again,

Says “it’s not my fault” like bro… WHEN??

Chorus

Joe Gu, hop off Minecraft bro 💻

Server ain’t big enough, gotta go 🚪

Creepers blowin’ up your base all night 💥

Maybe take a break, touch grass, alright? 🌱

Verse

You got 3 stacks of cobble, call it a flex 💀

Meanwhile I got netherite, what you expect?

You hear a zombie and you start to scream 😭

Man plays survival like it’s a horror dream

Bridge

You said “1v1 me” then you logged out fast 💨

Inventory lookin’ like straight up trash 🗑️

Chorus

Joe Gu, hop off Minecraft now 😤

Even villagers don’t like you, wow 🐸

Game over screen, yeah you see that red,

Respawn button callin’, but just go to bed 🛏️