Vedesh So Fat
Vihaas Goolla
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Lyrics
intro
Ayy, yuh, it's roast time, brrr
Vedesh in the crosshairs, fat boy gettin' torched, skrrt
Let's go!
chorus
Vedesh so fat, he eatin' the whole damn fridge (fridge, fridge)
Rolls on rolls, look like a human bridge (bridge, bridge)
Annoyin' as hell, talkin' nonsense all day (all day, yuh)
Stupid moves only, can't even find his way (way, way)
Vedesh so fat (fat!), Vedesh so dumb (dumb!)
Eats like a pig, now he stuck on his bum (bum!)
Vedesh so fat (fat!), Vedesh so dumb (dumb!)
Pizza for breakfast, lunch, dinner—done, son! (done!)
verse
Yo, Vedesh waddle in, floorboards creakin' loud,
Pants split wide, belly hangin' like a cloud, ayy
He grab a burger, stack it high as his chin,
Ketchup drippin', lookin' like he swimmin' in sin, yuh
One bite, two bites, whole thing disappear,
Vedesh the vacuum, suckin' snacks without fear, brrr
Gym? Nah, he allergic to sweat and the treadmill,
Rather hit McDonald's drive-thru for the thrill, skrrt
Fat rolls jiggle when he laugh at his jokes,
But they trash, Vedesh, you sound like a croak, uh
Tryna flex, but your shirt bustin' seams,
Eatin' donuts for dreams, livin' on whipped cream, yuh
Stupid kid ask, "What's 2 plus 2?" Duh, four,
But he say five 'cause he ate one more s'more, ayy
Annoyin' vibes, breathin' heavy just to stand,
Vedesh the blob, takin' up all the land!
chorus
Vedesh so fat, he eatin' the whole damn fridge (fridge, fridge)
Rolls on rolls, look like a human bridge (bridge, bridge)
Annoyin' as hell, talkin' nonsense all day (all day, yuh)
Stupid moves only, can't even find his way (way, way)
Vedesh so fat (fat!), Vedesh so dumb (dumb!)
Eats like a pig, now he stuck on his bum (bum!)
Vedesh so fat (fat!), Vedesh so dumb (dumb!)
Pizza for breakfast, lunch, dinner—done, son! (done!)
verse
Vedesh hit the buffet, plates stackin' like Jenga,
Fork goin' ham, turnin' food to his agenda, yuh
Chicken wings? Nah, he need the whole bird,
Fried rice mountain, slobber everywhere, absurd, brrr
Tryna dance, but he quake the whole room, boom boom,
Earthquake Vedesh, feel the fat boy zoom, skrrt
Stupid questions, "Why water wet?" Bro, sit down,
While you ponder that, I'm eatin' your crown, ayy
Annoyin' laugh like a donkey on steroids,
Chewin' cud loud, mouth full of hemorrhoids, uh
He order extra fries, dip 'em in ice cream shake,
Calorie king, watch his belly earthquake, yuh
Friends ditch him quick, can't carry the load,
Vedesh solo feastin', overload explode!
One day he'll slim? Nah, dream on fatso,
Keep roastin' this fool till he burst like a taco!
break
chorus
Vedesh so fat (fat!), Vedesh so dumb (dumb!)
Eats like a pig, now he stuck on his bum (bum!)
Vedesh so fat (fat!), Vedesh so dumb (dumb!)
Pizza for breakfast, lunch, dinner—done, son! (done, done, done!)
Yuh! Ayy!
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