Slimer

Chorus

Slimer, Slimer, you a slimeball, yeah

Slimer, Slimer, leave a trail like yeah

Slimer, Slimer, you a walking mess, yeah

Slimer, Slimer—everybody step, yeah

Verse

Floatin’ round like a green balloon, but you ain’t fly, you a cartoon

Every room you in turn to a slip-n-slide, leave the carpet lookin’ like a crime

Talkin’ big but you can’t even speak, just burp and leak, then repeat

Call yourself a spook, but you a snot, Ghostbusters mop where you drop, drop

Verse

Hide behind the fridge then you dash, ecto-splash on the silverware stash

Big belly jiggle when you giggle, but the sound just a sticky little dribble

They chase you with a trap, you just laugh, till the floor turn to toxic bath

You ain’t scary, you a hazard sign, one touch and the whole place slime, slime

Chorus

Slimer, Slimer, you a slimeball, yeah

Slimer, Slimer, leave a trail like yeah

Slimer, Slimer, you a walking mess, yeah

Slimer, Slimer—everybody step, yeah