Gavin, Why You So Lazy?

Intro

(Ayy, Gavin) Yeah, what's good?

Lazy legend in the house, huh? (Huh?)

Verse

Gavin hits snooze, alarm goin' off at six,

Bed's too cozy, weights collectin' dust bricks.

Swears he'll go tomorrow, that's his daily script,

Netflix marathon, chips on his lap, fully equipped.

Mirror shows the truth, belly hangin' low,

"New year, new me," but it's the same old show.

Friends at the gym grindin', sweatin' it out,

Gavin on the couch, scrollin', full of doubt.

Protein shake? Nah, pizza rolls instead,

"Cardio's for birds," that's what he said.

Tank top dreams faded, now it's XXXL,

Gavin vs. the treadmill—spoiler, he fell.

Yuh, excuses stack higher than his laundry pile,

"Too busy scrollin'," yeah, that's his style.

Chorus

Gavin, Gavin, why you so lazy? (Lazy, lazy)

Skip the gym, stay home gettin' hazy (Hazy, hazy)

Gavin, Gavin, get up off that couch! (Couch, couch)

Commit or quit, boy, it's time to vouch!

Lazy, lazy, Gavin too lazy (Yuh!)

Lazy, lazy, can't save that baby (Nah!)

Gavin, Gavin, why you so lazy? (Lazy!)

Verse

Promised the squad he'd crush that deadlift PR,

Showed up in slides, said "Leg day? Not here."

Spotter waitin' patient, Gavin ghosted the scene,

Blame it on the rain or "feelin' kinda mean."

Ayy, fridge raid at midnight, ice cream supreme,

"Cheat day forever," livin' that dream.

Abs? More like flabs, hidden under the layer,

Gavin's motivation? Gone like last year's prayer.

Textin' "I'm comin'," then hits the decline,

Remote in hand, vibes fully aligned.

Skrrt past the gym on his way to the drive-thru,

Gavin the king of "I'll start when I'm ready, true."

Wordplay on fleek, but his reps? Zero,

Lazy flow eternal, that's his hero.

Chorus

Gavin, Gavin, why you so lazy? (Lazy, lazy)

Skip the gym, stay home gettin' hazy (Hazy, hazy)

Gavin, Gavin, get up off that couch! (Couch, couch)

Commit or quit, boy, it's time to vouch!

Lazy, lazy, Gavin too lazy (Yuh!)

Lazy, lazy, can't save that baby (Nah!)

Gavin, Gavin, why you so lazy? (Lazy!)

Gavin, Gavin, why you so lazy? (Lazy!)

Bridge

One day you'll wake up, mirror starin' back hard,

Regret in your eyes, playin' that last card.

No more "tomorrow," make it right now, wow,

Gavin, rise up—show 'em how. (How, how)

Chorus

Gavin, Gavin, why you so lazy? (Lazy, lazy)

Skip the gym, stay home gettin' hazy (Hazy, hazy)

Gavin, Gavin, get up off that couch! (Couch, couch)

Commit or quit, boy, it's time to vouch!

Lazy, lazy, Gavin too lazy (Yuh! Yuh!)

Lazy, lazy, can't save that baby (Nah! Nah!)

Gavin, Gavin, why you so lazy? (Lazy!)

Outro

Ayy, Gavin... get it together, man. (Lazy)

Yeah... (Hazy)

(Why you so... lazy?)