Mr. Moe

Intro

Yo, yo, listen up class, it's story time 'bout Mr. Moe

Science teach, bald head glow, he the GOAT, no cap, let's go!

Verse

Mr. Moore in the lab, lookin' old school fly

Bald dome shinin' brighter than the Bunsen burner high

He walk in slow-mo, like a zombie from the hall

Droppin' dad jokes, got us laughin', we all fall

"Photosynthesis, yo, plants eat light for lunch!"

Mix up the beakers, almost blew up the whole bunch

He say "Don't touch that!" but his finger's all shaky

Lab coat wrinkled, pockets full of candy, he sneaky

Glasses thick as bottles, can't see the board he write

Turnin' circles chasin' chalk that rolled outta sight

"Gravity pulls you down!" then trips on his own shoe

We all crack up, bruh, what you gonna do?

Teachin' atoms dancin', electrons goin' wild

His head so smooth, we call it Mr. Moe's bald style

Love that dude though, he let us skip the quiz

If we chant his name right, he give us extra fizz!

Chorus

Mr. Moe, Mr. Moe, shiny head, old soul

Science king in the lab, makin' class hella goal

Bald and boss, yo, he the real MVP

Mr. Moe, Mr. Moe, teach us wild and free!

( Moe, Moe! ) Bald head glow!

( Moe, Moe! ) Steal the show!

Mr. Moe, yeah, Mr. Moe!

Verse

He got that grandpa vibe, stories from back in the day

"Dinosaurs roamed, I was there, okay?"

We like "Nah, bruh, cap!" but he swear it's true

Passin' out worksheets, half crooked, askew

Volcano experiment? Lava everywhere, mess supreme

He yell "Evacuate!" but slippin' in the stream

Homework? "Draw a cell," he grade with a wink

Extra credit for memes of his shiny pink

Talkin' planets, "Earth's the best, no debate!"

Then bump his hip, need a minute to rotate

Still the dopest teach, no lie, he got the juice

Makin' science lit, we can't wait for his deuce

Yo, Mr. Moe, you legend, keep it real

Bald head beacon, light up the whole science feel!

Chorus

Mr. Moe, Mr. Moe, shiny head, old soul

Science king in the lab, makin' class hella goal

Bald and boss, yo, he the real MVP

Mr. Moe, Mr. Moe, teach us wild and free!

( Moe, Moe! ) Bald head glow!

( Moe, Moe! ) Steal the show!

Mr. Moe, yeah, Mr. Moe!

Mr. Moe, yeah, Mr. Moe! (ayy!)

Outro

Yo, Mr. Moe, we out here chantin' your name

Science squad forever, you changin' the game

Bald head boss, peace! (Moe! Moe! Yeah!)