Dirties

Intro

*(wiggle wiggle, squish squish)*

Hey worms, get your crawl on!

Chorus

Dirties, Dirties, dirt so delish!

Finest mud pies, oh what a squish!

Loamy lasagna, compost chow,

Wriggle in now, take a bow!

Dirties, Dirties (yum-yum-yum),

Best worm spot, number one!

*(Dirties! Dirties!)*

Verse

Prime dirt fillets, wrigglin' fresh,

Grubby gravy, pass the mesh!

Tunnel salads, earthy stew,

Five-star slop for me and you!

No fancy forks, just your mouth,

Dig right in, head south!

Chorus

Dirties, Dirties, dirt so delish!

Finest mud pies, oh what a squish!

Loamy lasagna, compost chow,

Wriggle in now, take a bow!

Dirties, Dirties (yum-yum-yum),

Best worm spot, number one!

*(Dirties! Dirties! Squirm on in!)*

Outro

*(munch-munch, slurp-slurp, wiggle out...)*

Dirties – where the dirt's always dirty!