Song
Retire This Christmas
David Carpenter · 4 plays
parody, humorous, firehouse setting, male vocals, comedic, holiday theme, satire
Lyrics
Verse
All I want for Christmas is the Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire!
Gee, if he would finally just put down the wire,
Then we could have a Merry Christmas.
Verse
It seems so long since we could say,
"We're fighting fire the modern way!"
Every time we train he yells out, "Nay!
That isn’t how we did it in my day!"
Chorus
All I want for Christmas is the Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire!
Gee, if he would hang his helmet on the wire,
Then we could have a Merry Christmas.
Bridge
Gosh, oh gee, how happy we'd be,
If he would take his pension, please!
(Pension, please!)
Chorus
All I want for Christmas is the Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire,
The Fire Chief to retire!
Gee, if he would pack his buggy and expire*,
Then we could have a Merry Christmas!
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