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Alex Todd
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Can you make me a song in the style of Mr. Bungle about a scary clown with a huge cleaver from the University of Michigan, sneaking up behind a student from Ohio State who happens to be an ostrich, and pouring coffee all over his car?
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In the shadowed lot beneath the stadium lights,
A clown from Michigan plots his midnight rites.
With a gleaming cleaver held tight in his hand,
He creeps through the crowds to his dastardly plan.
An ostrich student, red and gray proud,
Struts to his car through the murmur of the crowd.
Unaware of the danger that silently grew,
The slick coffee spill awaiting its debut.
Cleaver clown in the night, creeping close behind,
University colors cut through the mind.
Coffee flows like a sinister stream,
Ohio State ostrich caught in a dream.
The clown takes his stance by the shimmering ride,
Pouring dark coffee, no place to hide.
A splash of warmth and a cold fright combined,
A surreal vendetta, crossing state lines.
Cleaver clown in the night, creeping close behind,
University colors cut through the mind.
Coffee flows like a sinister stream,
Ohio State ostrich caught in a dream.
Laughing echoes bounce, carnival's eerie sound,
A clash of rivals on forbidden ground.
Feathers and fury, metal and brew,
A madcap tale in scarlet and blue.
Cleaver clown in the night, creeping close behind,
University colors cut through the mind.
Coffee flows like a sinister stream,
Ohio State ostrich caught in a dream.
So beware the clown when the night is deep,
And your car and pride are yours to keep.
From Michigan's shadows, the cleaver gleams,
Bringing chaos to ostrich dreams.
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