Mommy's Boy

Intro

(Ayy, ayy) Mommy's boy, huh?

Callin' home every night, what? (What?)

Yuh, let's go

Chorus

Mommy's boy, mommy's boy, can't stand on your own

Cryin' on the phone, "Ma, he hurt my feelings, yo"

Mommy's boy, mommy's boy, still tied to her apron strings

Grown man whinin', do your own damn thing!

Mommy's boy (boy!), mommy's boy (boy!)

Hide behind her skirt, actin' all coy

Mommy's boy (boy!), mommy's boy (boy!)

Punchline: you a joke, destroy!

Verse

Yo, wake up at noon, Ma made your breakfast plate

Folded clothes, ironed shirts, can't even tie your own lace

Bills overdue? "Ma, send Venmo, I ate"

Rent check bouncin', she coverin' your mistakes

Out with the squad, beef pop off, you fold quick

Dial her up: "Mommy, they dissin', make it stop, please fix!"

She rushin' in like a chaperone at the prom

You 25, still suckin' thumb, stay calm? Nah, bomb!

Girlfriend call, you stutter, "Lemme ask my queen"

"Ma, she cool? Ma, she clean? Ma, what's the scene?"

Dump you for a real one, you run home cryin' rivers

Pillow soaked, fetal position, shakin' and quiver

No job hunt, no grind, just Netflix and her mac 'n cheese

Dreamin' of glory, but you allergic to the cheese

Stack no paper, borrow her card for kicks

Mommy's boy forever, that's your only trick, skrrt!

Chorus

Mommy's boy, mommy's boy, can't stand on your own

Cryin' on the phone, "Ma, he hurt my feelings, yo"

Mommy's boy, mommy's boy, still tied to her apron strings

Grown man whinin', do your own damn thing!

Mommy's boy (boy!), mommy's boy (boy!)

Hide behind her skirt, actin' all coy

Mommy's boy (boy!), mommy's boy (boy!)

Punchline: you a joke, destroy! (Ayy!)

Verse

Crew pull up deep, you ghost like a phantom fade

Text her frantic: "Ma, they got straps, I'm 'bout to break!"

She Uber to the spot, scold 'em like bad kids in class

You peek from the backseat, safe in her glass

Tattoos? Nah, she won't let you ink that skin

Beard? Trimmed by her, lookin' like a little chin

Barbershop? "Too rough," she clips with kitchen scissors

Result: babyface loser, no kisser, no winner

Hit the club, girls laugh, "Where yo backbone at?"

You mumble excuses, blame it on the habitat

Home by ten, curfew strict, lights out prayer

While real kings conquer, you under her glare

Inheritance waitin', but you already spent

On Fortnite skins and her sentiment

Step up or stay down, puppet on strings, cut loose

Mommy's boy blues, we all see the truth, yuh!

Chorus

Mommy's boy, mommy's boy, can't stand on your own

Cryin' on the phone, "Ma, he hurt my feelings, yo"

Mommy's boy, mommy's boy, still tied to her apron strings

Grown man whinin', do your own damn thing!

Mommy's boy (boy!), mommy's boy (boy!)

Hide behind her skirt, actin' all coy

Mommy's boy (boy!), mommy's boy (boy!)

Punchline: you