Math So Bad

Song

Math So Bad

Jack Thibeault · 3 plays

rap, hip-hop, fast-paced, energetic, comedic, ranting about hating math

Lyrics

Intro

Ayy, yuh, math haters in the building, skrrt

We 'bout to roast these numbers, let's go!

Chorus

Math so bad, so so so so bad

So so so so bad, yeah it drive me mad

Math so bad, so so so so bad

Numbers got me trippin', feelin' hella sad

So bad, so bad, so so so bad

So bad, so bad, can't do the math

Ayy, math so bad! (bad!)

Verse

Yo, step in class, pencil breakin' in my grip,

Teacher drawin' X's, got me losin' my trip,

Algebra wildin', variables switchin' sides,

Y equals MX plus B? Nah, that's homicide,

To my brain cells, dyin' one by one, yuh,

Fractions laughin', halves and quarters on the run,

Divide my patience, multiply the stress, ayy,

Word problems 'bout trains? Man, I couldn't care less,

Geometry circlin' my nightmares every night,

Triangles, circles, angles givin' me a fight,

Pi irrational, like my hate for this junk,

3.14 forever? Yo, that's straight-up punk,

Calculus derivin' all my joy away, skrrt,

Limits pushin' me right off the edge today,

Integrals stackin' pain, no end in sight,

Exponents blowin' up, keep me up all night,

Stats got averages, but my grades stay low,

Probability sayin' I ain't passin', fo' sho',

Trigonometry sines, cosines, tangents twist,

Hypotenuse long, but my motivation missed,

Homework pile higher than a pyramid scheme,

Flashcards flippin', but I still live the dream—of quittin'.

Chorus

Math so bad, so so so so bad

So so so so bad, yeah it drive me mad

Math so bad, so so so so bad

Numbers got me trippin', feelin' hella sad

So bad, so bad, so so so bad

So bad, so bad, can't do the math

Ayy, math so bad! (bad!)

Math so bad! (bad!) So so so so bad!

Verse

Real life hit different, no equations in the street,

Countin' cash stacks, not solvin' for the heat,

Bills come monthly, I just pay 'em with a swipe,

No need for quadratics to survive the hype,

Teachers preachin' "You'll use this every day," lie!

Punchin' calculator, still get it wrong, why?

Percentages trickin', discounts fake as hell,

Tax on my snacks? Send me straight to jail,

Negative numbers, like my self-esteem crash,

Square roots screamin', leavin' me in ash,

Logarithms loggin' all my sufferin' slow,

Bases changin', but the pain don't go, yuh,

Proofs got me provin' I can't hang no more,

Theorems theorem-out my last damn nerve, ayy,

Graphin' parabolas, they curve like my escape,

But detention waitin', sealin' up my fate,

STEM they call it, but it's straight-up scam,

Science cool, tech fire, math? Damn sham,

I rap equations better than I solve 'em true,

MC Squared, E equals MC—who?

Forget the formulas, I'm droppin' out the class,

Math so bad, it deserve the gas! Skrrt!

Chorus

Math so bad, so so so so bad

So so so so bad, yeah it drive me mad (mad!)

Math so bad, so so so so bad

Numbers got me tri

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