
Song
Math So Bad
Jack Thibeault · 3 plays
rap, hip-hop, fast-paced, energetic, comedic, ranting about hating math
Lyrics
Intro
Ayy, yuh, math haters in the building, skrrt
We 'bout to roast these numbers, let's go!
Chorus
Math so bad, so so so so bad
So so so so bad, yeah it drive me mad
Math so bad, so so so so bad
Numbers got me trippin', feelin' hella sad
So bad, so bad, so so so bad
So bad, so bad, can't do the math
Ayy, math so bad! (bad!)
Verse
Yo, step in class, pencil breakin' in my grip,
Teacher drawin' X's, got me losin' my trip,
Algebra wildin', variables switchin' sides,
Y equals MX plus B? Nah, that's homicide,
To my brain cells, dyin' one by one, yuh,
Fractions laughin', halves and quarters on the run,
Divide my patience, multiply the stress, ayy,
Word problems 'bout trains? Man, I couldn't care less,
Geometry circlin' my nightmares every night,
Triangles, circles, angles givin' me a fight,
Pi irrational, like my hate for this junk,
3.14 forever? Yo, that's straight-up punk,
Calculus derivin' all my joy away, skrrt,
Limits pushin' me right off the edge today,
Integrals stackin' pain, no end in sight,
Exponents blowin' up, keep me up all night,
Stats got averages, but my grades stay low,
Probability sayin' I ain't passin', fo' sho',
Trigonometry sines, cosines, tangents twist,
Hypotenuse long, but my motivation missed,
Homework pile higher than a pyramid scheme,
Flashcards flippin', but I still live the dream—of quittin'.
Chorus
Math so bad, so so so so bad
So so so so bad, yeah it drive me mad
Math so bad, so so so so bad
Numbers got me trippin', feelin' hella sad
So bad, so bad, so so so bad
So bad, so bad, can't do the math
Ayy, math so bad! (bad!)
Math so bad! (bad!) So so so so bad!
Verse
Real life hit different, no equations in the street,
Countin' cash stacks, not solvin' for the heat,
Bills come monthly, I just pay 'em with a swipe,
No need for quadratics to survive the hype,
Teachers preachin' "You'll use this every day," lie!
Punchin' calculator, still get it wrong, why?
Percentages trickin', discounts fake as hell,
Tax on my snacks? Send me straight to jail,
Negative numbers, like my self-esteem crash,
Square roots screamin', leavin' me in ash,
Logarithms loggin' all my sufferin' slow,
Bases changin', but the pain don't go, yuh,
Proofs got me provin' I can't hang no more,
Theorems theorem-out my last damn nerve, ayy,
Graphin' parabolas, they curve like my escape,
But detention waitin', sealin' up my fate,
STEM they call it, but it's straight-up scam,
Science cool, tech fire, math? Damn sham,
I rap equations better than I solve 'em true,
MC Squared, E equals MC—who?
Forget the formulas, I'm droppin' out the class,
Math so bad, it deserve the gas! Skrrt!
Chorus
Math so bad, so so so so bad
So so so so bad, yeah it drive me mad (mad!)
Math so bad, so so so so bad
Numbers got me tri








