Pd's A Joke

Verse

PD roll up, sirens screaming like they tough,

But the second you move? Y’all just ain’t enough.

Cops can’t aim, can’t drive, can’t RP,

Even the NPCs in your city laugh at your spree.

Chief think he smart? Nah, chief just a clown,

Gave out badges like candy, now the city’s run down.

SWAT? More like Slow And Terrible,

Even toddlers could flank y’all — yeah, it’s that simple.

Chorus

PD’s a joke, a meme in plain sight,

Lose every chase, crash every night.

You “protect and serve”? Nah, you just serve Ls,

Everybody in the city got stories to tell.

Verse

Traffic unit pull up, “license and registration,”

Bro, you can’t even stop a runaway transportation.

Detectives? Can’t solve a single case,

Lose your own evidence, then blame cyberspace.

K9 unit? Man, the dog’s smarter than you,

Can sniff out the truth while you just point and boo.

Your tasers miss, your cuffs break, your car stalls,

Y’all the walking embodiment of server-wide fails.

Bridge

Dispatch roll call? Everybody’s AFK,

Even the beat cops wish you’d just go away.

Every call you answer ends in pure disaster,

You “protect” the city? Bro, the chaos lasts longer.

Verse

The gangs run wild, players laugh in your face,

Every patrol you do? Just speed bumps in the race.

Y’all think you feared? The city don’t respect,

Even your spawn points started to disconnect.

Every arrest you try? Already reversed,

Every warrant you file? Just made it worse.

If incompetence was an art, y’all Picasso supreme,

PD of 323? Nah… more like a meme.

Outro

So badge up, PD — for show and illusion,

The real city thrives on chaos, confusion.

You’re the laughing stock, the walking bug report,

And in 323? That’s your permanent escort.