Nerd, Nerd, You're So Whack

Intro

Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell

Bout a nerd, so short, he's doing well

In the land of the lame, he's the king of the game

But his ego's so big, it's a cryin' shame (oh-oh)

Verse

He's got a nose so huge, it's like a work of art

A big ol' head, but his brain's stuck in the dark

He thinks he's a star, but he's just a mess

Pimples on his face, like a bad caress (na-na)

He rocks his glasses, like they're a cool pair

But they're just hiding, his ugly stare (uh-huh)

And them toes, so big, they're like flippers on his feet

He's got the whole package, of a nerd so unique (yeah)

Chorus

Nerd, nerd, you're so whack

With your big nose, and your ego on the attack

You're short and ugly, with pimples on your face

You're a joke, a joke, what a ridiculous pace (go, go)

Verse

He struts around, like he owns the place

But his big head's just, a big empty space

He thinks he's smart, but he's just a fake

A nerd so pathetic, with a bad haircut to make (wham-bam)

He's got the nerd swag, but it's just a disguise

For his insecurity, and his nasty surprise (da da da)

He's a laughing stock, with his big toes and all

A nerd so annoying, he's bound to take a fall (hey, hey)