Pale Little Joke

Intro

Yeah, listen up, I got a message for my foes

My pale, ginger, and small friends, they think they're in the know

But let me tell you, they're just a joke, a sad, sad sight

Can't even get a tan, they're always in the night

Verse

You're so pale, you glow in the dark (hey, hey)

Like a ghost, you're always left in the park

Ginger hair, it's like a crime (na-na)

You're so small, you need a stool to shine

Your freckles are like constellations (oh-oh)

But even the stars can't make you famous, no

You're just a weak little thing, a fragile little soul

Can't even take a punch, you're always in control

Chorus

My pale, ginger, and small friends, they're a mess

Can't even pass the test, they're always stressed

They're like a joke, a bad, bad joke (ha ha ha)

My pale, ginger, and small friends, they're a croak

Verse

You're like a vampire, always in the shade (uh-huh)

Afraid of the sun, it's like you're afraid

Your skin is like paper, it's so thin (wham-bam)

You're so small, you get lost in the jam

You try to be cool, but you're always whack (da da da)

Like a little leprechaun, you're always on the attack

But your attacks are weak, they're like a little slap

You're just a pale, ginger, and small little chap

Verse

You're like a carrot, always orange and bright (yeah)

But even carrots have more flavor than you tonight

You're like a midget, always looking up (come, come to me)

But even midgets have more guts than you'll ever see

You're just a weak little thing, a fragile little frame

Can't even take a step, you're always in the game

You're like a little puppet, always on a string (watching)

But even puppets have more life than you bring

You're just a pale, ginger, and small little thing