McNuggets Suck

Intro

(Oh yeah) McNuggets, why you gotta be so lame?

(Hey hey) Dip 'em, bite 'em, same old shame!

Verse

Ordered ten piece, thought it'd hit the spot

Crispy outside? Nah, it's just a flop

Bite in, dry as dust, no juice inside

Fake chicken vibes, can't even hide

Sauce on the side, but it don't save ya

Mouth full of regret, flavor faker

Smaller than my thumb, what a joke

Hunger still ragin', wallet broke

Pre-chorus

One by one, they fall apart (fall apart)

Taste like cardboard, break my heart (oh no)

Why I keep comin' back for more?

Time to say goodbye, out the door!

Chorus

McNuggets suck! Suck suck suck! (suck suck suck)

Dry and bland, no yum-yum luck! (no luck no luck)

McNuggets suck! Throw 'em away! (away away)

Never again, hip hip hooray! (hooray hooray)

Suck suck suck! (yeah yeah)

McNuggets suck! (bye bye bye!)

Verse

BBQ dip? Tastes like regret

Sweet 'n sour? More like sweat

Hot 'n spicy? Lie lie lie

Burn my tongue, make me cry

Friends all munchin', actin' cool

But deep down, we know the truth

Overpriced bite-sized fails

Real food callin', set sail!

Pre-chorus

One by one, they disappoint (disappoint)

Crumbly mess, can't anoint (oh why)

No more lines at the drive-thru

Switchin' teams, me and you!

Chorus

McNuggets suck! Suck suck suck! (suck suck suck)

Dry and bland, no yum-yum luck! (no luck no luck)

McNuggets suck! Throw 'em away! (away away)

Never again, hip hip hooray! (hooray hooray)

Suck suck suck! (yeah yeah)

McNuggets suck! (bye bye bye!)

rap verse

Yo, pull up to the golden arches, big mistake

Nugget box empty, heart all ache

They shrink in the bag, microscopic size

Taste like rubber, zero prize

Dipped in ranch? Still trash, ayy

Buffalo sauce? Cough cough, nay

Ten for five bucks? Rip-off city

Real chicken laughin', feelin' pretty

I'm out, peace, no more cravin'

Nuggets canceled, straight depravin'

Mic drop, done, adios amigos

Better bites waitin', steal the show! (skrrt skrrt)

Bridge

(Oh-oh) No more nuggets in my life

(Hey) Gonna find that real delight

(Yeah yeah) Wave 'em off, feel so free

Tasty wins, just you and me!

Chorus

McNuggets suck! Suck suck suck! (suck suck suck)

Dry and bland, no yum-yum luck! (no luck no luck)

McNuggets suck! Throw 'em away! (away away)

Never again, hip hip hooray! (hooray hooray)

Suck suck suck! (yeah yeah yeah)

McNuggets suck! (bye bye bye bye!)

Outro

(Bye bye nuggets) Suck suck suck...

(Hooray!) Yeah, we're free now! (free free)

(Oh yeah)