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Mr. Kalder
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Make a pop song about my math teacher Mr KALDER and have it diss him and he played soccer and he needs to stop giving so much work he also went to a football game and make it feature METRO BOOMIN
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[intro]
(Metro Boomin want some more, Metro Boomin want some more)
Yeah, yeah, Mr. Kalder, uh
[verse]
Yo, Mr. Kalder in the classroom, chalkboard king,
Handin' out problems like it's nothin', make my brain ring,
Equations stackin' higher than the homework pile,
Due tomorrow mornin', got me sweatin' all the while.
You think you're tough with those fractions and the graphs,
But we see you limpin' from that old soccer past, (past, past)
Cleats on the field, now you're dodgin' our pleas,
"Less work, please!" but nah, you on a spree.
[pre-chorus]
Numbers everywhere, can't escape your class,
Calculator cryin', time runnin' fast,
You at the football game, actin' all hyped,
But back in math, you're just overloadin' our nights.
[chorus]
Mr. Kalder, stop, stop, givin' all that work, (work, work)
Homework mountain, 'bout to make us berserk,
Mr. Kalder, drop, drop, the assignments now,
We ain't got time, take a break somehow!
(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Stop the math attack,
(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Gimme my Fridays back!
Mr. Kalder, yo, ease up on the load,
We got lives outside your problem code!
[verse]
Remember soccer days, you were kickin' that ball,
Now you're passin' out worksheets, watchin' us all fall,
Dribblin' dreams turned to derivin' slopes,
At the football game, tailgatin' with the dopes.
Cheerin' for touchdowns, actin' like a fan,
But Monday hits, and boom, here comes the plan,
Ten problems times ten, that's a hundred too much,
Mr. Kalder, chill, we ain't feelin' your clutch.
[pre-chorus]
Numbers everywhere, can't escape your class,
Calculator cryin', time runnin' fast,
You at the football game, actin' all hyped,
But back in math, you're just overloadin' our nights.
[chorus]
Mr. Kalder, stop, stop, givin' all that work, (work, work)
Homework mountain, 'bout to make us berserk,
Mr. Kalder, drop, drop, the assignments now,
We ain't got time, take a break somehow!
(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Stop the math attack,
(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Gimme my Fridays back!
Mr. Kalder, yo, ease up on the load,
We got lives outside your problem code!
[break]
[bridge]
Hey, coach on the field, teacher in the hall,
But those soccer scars can't hide it all,
Football Friday, you were loud in the stands,
Now pipe down with the homework demands!
(Yeah, yeah, cut it, cut it) Less work, more play,
Mr. Kalder, hear what we say!
[chorus]
Mr. Kalder, stop, stop, givin' all that work, (work, work)
Homework mountain, 'bout to make us berserk,
Mr. Kalder, drop, drop, the assignments now,
We ain't got time, take a break somehow!
(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Stop the math attack, (attack!)
(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Gimme my Fridays back! (back!)
Mr. Kalder, yo, ease up on the load,
We got lives outside your problem code!
[outro]
(Metro Boomin want some more, Metro Boo
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