Mr. Kalder

Intro

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Yeah, yeah, Mr. Kalder, uh

Verse

Yo, Mr. Kalder in the classroom, chalkboard king,

Handin' out problems like it's nothin', make my brain ring,

Equations stackin' higher than the homework pile,

Due tomorrow mornin', got me sweatin' all the while.

You think you're tough with those fractions and the graphs,

But we see you limpin' from that old soccer past, (past, past)

Cleats on the field, now you're dodgin' our pleas,

"Less work, please!" but nah, you on a spree.

Pre-chorus

Numbers everywhere, can't escape your class,

Calculator cryin', time runnin' fast,

You at the football game, actin' all hyped,

But back in math, you're just overloadin' our nights.

Chorus

Mr. Kalder, stop, stop, givin' all that work, (work, work)

Homework mountain, 'bout to make us berserk,

Mr. Kalder, drop, drop, the assignments now,

We ain't got time, take a break somehow!

(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Stop the math attack,

(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Gimme my Fridays back!

Mr. Kalder, yo, ease up on the load,

We got lives outside your problem code!

Verse

Remember soccer days, you were kickin' that ball,

Now you're passin' out worksheets, watchin' us all fall,

Dribblin' dreams turned to derivin' slopes,

At the football game, tailgatin' with the dopes.

Cheerin' for touchdowns, actin' like a fan,

But Monday hits, and boom, here comes the plan,

Ten problems times ten, that's a hundred too much,

Mr. Kalder, chill, we ain't feelin' your clutch.

Pre-chorus

Numbers everywhere, can't escape your class,

Calculator cryin', time runnin' fast,

You at the football game, actin' all hyped,

But back in math, you're just overloadin' our nights.

Chorus

Mr. Kalder, stop, stop, givin' all that work, (work, work)

Homework mountain, 'bout to make us berserk,

Mr. Kalder, drop, drop, the assignments now,

We ain't got time, take a break somehow!

(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Stop the math attack,

(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Gimme my Fridays back!

Mr. Kalder, yo, ease up on the load,

We got lives outside your problem code!

Bridge

Hey, coach on the field, teacher in the hall,

But those soccer scars can't hide it all,

Football Friday, you were loud in the stands,

Now pipe down with the homework demands!

(Yeah, yeah, cut it, cut it) Less work, more play,

Mr. Kalder, hear what we say!

Chorus

Mr. Kalder, stop, stop, givin' all that work, (work, work)

Homework mountain, 'bout to make us berserk,

Mr. Kalder, drop, drop, the assignments now,

We ain't got time, take a break somehow!

(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Stop the math attack, (attack!)

(Oh-oh, Kalder, yeah) Gimme my Fridays back! (back!)

Mr. Kalder, yo, ease up on the load,

We got lives outside your problem code!

Outro

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