Mrs. Rex

Intro

(Oh yeah) Mrs. Rex, Mrs. Rex

Short red hair, don't you mess!

Verse

In the classroom down the hall, she's the boss of it all

Mrs. Rex with her short red hair, got that fiery flair

Kids come in scared of ABCs, can't spell catastrophe

But she stomps in like a T-Rex, "Listen up, you wrecks!"

She waves her pointer like a sword, phonics hit like a Ford

"Cat, hat, bat—now you read it back!"

Little Timmy thought he'd flop, now he's reading non-stop

Thanks to Rex, the reading wrecker-upper-upper!

Chorus

Mrs. Rex, world's greatest reading teacher! (teacher!)

Short red hair, like a chili pepper preacher! (preacher!)

She roars "Sound it out!" (out, out, out!)

Books come alive, no doubt! (no doubt!)

Mrs. Rex, yeah, Mrs. Rex! (Rex, Rex!)

Turnin' dummies into text-masters next! (next, next!)

Hip-hip-hooray for the red-haired queen! (queen, queen!)

Readin' world's hers, if you know what I mean!

Verse

Billy couldn't read his lunch menu, ate glue by mistake, boo-hoo

Mrs. Rex grabs his shirt, "G-L-U-E, you twerp!"

Her hair's so short, it's like a buzz-cut blaze

She high-fives with laser eyes, "You're amazin', kid—praise!"

Even the principal hides when she drills sight words

"Run, fun, sun—now sing it, you nerds!"

She taught the goldfish "Fin," now it swims with a grin

Mrs. Rex, the dino of delight—rawr!

Chorus

Mrs. Rex, world's greatest reading teacher! (teacher!)

Short red hair, like a chili pepper preacher! (preacher!)

She roars "Sound it out!" (out, out, out!)

Books come alive, no doubt! (no doubt!)

Mrs. Rex, yeah, Mrs. Rex! (Rex, Rex!)

Turnin' dummies into text-masters next! (next, next!)

Hip-hip-hooray for the red-haired queen! (queen, queen!)

Readin' world's hers, if you know what I mean!

Bridge

(Shh-shh) One day she taught a raccoon

To read "trash" under the moon

Short red hair flamin' bright,

Even squirrels spell goodnight!

(Whoa-oh) She's unstoppable, yeah!

Rex-a-saurus wrecks the illiteracy fray!

Chorus

Mrs. Rex, world's greatest reading teacher! (teacher, teacher!)

Short red hair, like a chili pepper preacher! (preacher, preacher!)

She roars "Sound it out!" (out, out, out-out!)

Books come alive, no doubt! (no doubt, no doubt!)

Mrs. Rex, yeah, Mrs. Rex! (Rex-a-Rex!)

Turnin' dummies into text-masters next-next-next!

Outro

Mrs. Rex (Rex!), short red hair (hair!)

World's best—everywhere! (everywhere!)

(Read it, read it, ra-ra-read it!)

Yeah!