
Song
Peppa Pig's Bacon Shock
Nathan Kalmikoff · 1 play
humorous parody, Peppa Pig theme, pig eating bacon, shocked self-realization, dark comedy twist, children's cartoon style
Lyrics
Intro
Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig (Peppa Pig!),
Mud puddle queen, jumpin' big (jumpin' big!).
But today it's breakfast time,
Sizzle sizzle, smells so fine!
Verse
Peppa skips to the table, eyes all wide,
Daddy Pig fryin' up strips on the side.
Golden brown, crispy edge, drippin' fat,
She grabs a piece, "Mmm, this hits just right!"
Chewin' loud, oink oink yeah,
Juicy bite, forget the care.
George with dino, Mummy sippin' tea,
Whole fam eatin', happy as can be.
Fork to plate, stack gettin' low,
Peppa's lovin' every salty glow.
Chorus
Bacon bacon, yum yum yum! (Yum yum!)
Crunchy munchy, number one!
Oink oink, gobble gobble down,
Peppa's dancin' all around!
Bacon bacon, more more more! (More more!)
Sizzlin' strips we all adore!
Bacon bacon, yum yum yum!
Verse
Halfway through, she licks her lips,
Stares at the plate, somethin' slips.
Pink and curly, tail-like twist,
Wait a sec... that looks like this?
Hops to the mirror, snout to snout,
Piggish face starin' back with a pout.
Daddy grunts, "Pass the last one, kid,"
But Peppa freezes, stomach flips.
"This bacon's from... a pig like me?
Oink oink nooo, what a spree!"
Chorus
Bacon bacon... wait wait wait! (Wait wait!)
That's my kin on the plate!
Crunchy munchy... oh oh oh! (Oh no!)
I'm eatin' me, what a blow!
Bacon bacon, spit spit spit! (Spit it out!)
Piggie panic, throw a fit!
Bacon bacon... barf barf barf!
Bridge
Snort snort cryin', mud puddle call,
Never again, no bacon at all!
George just laughs, dino in hand,
Peppa vows, "Veggies from now on, man!"
Outro
Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig (no more bacon!),
Jumpin' in mud, lesson taken.
Oink oink yeah, (oink oink yeah),
Breakfast changed forever!








