Heavy Theo

Intro

(Theo, Theo)

Big boy comin' through, yeah!

Verse

Theo Buchbinder, waddlin' down the street,

Belly so big, can't feel his feet.

Takes one step, then two, then whoopsie-daisy,

Timber! He falls, crashin' like a crazy.

Boom-boom on the ground, face down, what a sight,

Rolls around laughin', holdin' on tight.

Pants are stretchin', shirt's hangin' loose,

Every time he moves, it's a belly goose.

Chorus

Oh Theo, you're heavy, heavy, so heavy!

Belly jiggle-jiggle, wobble-wobble heavy!

Screamin' out loud, "I'm too heavy, yeah!"

Fallin' over again, jiggle all day!

Heavy, heavy, so heavy! (heavy!)

Jiggle-jiggle, wobble heavy! (wobble!)

Theo Buchbinder, king of the tumble,

Screamin' "I'm heavy!" what a rumble!

Verse

At the playground, swingin' side to side,

Chain starts creakin', it's a wild ride.

One big push, then splat on the slide,

Belly bouncin' high, like a jello tide.

Friends all gigglin', pointin' and cheer,

Theo pops up, yellin' "Heavy right here!"

Eatin' his snacks, chips by the pile,

Growin' bigger, mile after mile.

Chorus

Oh Theo, you're heavy, heavy, so heavy!

Belly jiggle-jiggle, wobble-wobble heavy!

Screamin' out loud, "I'm too heavy, yeah!"

Fallin' over again, jiggle all day!

Heavy, heavy, so heavy! (heavy!)

Jiggle-jiggle, wobble heavy! (wobble!)

Theo Buchbinder, king of the tumble,

Screamin' "I'm heavy!" what a rumble!

Chorus

Oh Theo, you're heavy, heavy, so heavy! (so heavy!)

Belly jiggle-jiggle, wobble-wobble heavy! (wobble heavy!)

Screamin' out loud, "I'm too heavy, yeah!" (yeah yeah!)

Fallin' over again, jiggle all day! (all day!)

Outro

Theo, Theo (heavy!), fallin' down (jiggle!),

Screamin' loud (so heavy!), all around town.

(Heavy, heavy, yeah!)

Jiggle-jiggle, fade out...