Sam the Joke

Intro

Yeah, yeah... lil’ bag-head tyrant, uh

Verse

Mask on tight, but your rules faker than plastic

Walkin’ round town like the law, talkin’ drastic

“Trick or treat only,” yeah you preach it like gospel

But your candy bag empty, whole vibe colossal flop, fool

You knock doors down when the lights ain’t lit

Enforcein’ fake laws, but your height don’t fit

Sam the enforcer, more like Sam the joke

One swing of that blade and your whole act broke

Chorus

Sam, Sam, rule-book in hand (hand)

Sam, Sam, nobody follows your plan (nah)

Sam, Sam, Halloween police (police)

Sam, Sam, gettin’ roasted, capisce? (capisce)

Verse

You hide in the dark, but your threats all cap

Little pumpkin punk with a lollipop rap

“Respect the night,” but your night’s a mess

Costume from a clearance bin, style in distress

Bullyin’ kids for not sayin’ the phrase

While your own candy stash stuck in a haze

Force your traditions, but the streets don’t care

You the only one trickin’, treat’s never there

Chorus

Sam, Sam, rule-book in hand (hand)

Sam, Sam, nobody follows your plan (nah)

Sam, Sam, Halloween police (police)

Sam, Sam, gettin’ roasted, capisce? (capisce)