Elijah Bad at Everything

Intro

Ayy, yo, this one's for Elijah

Kid's trash at life, straight up fail-yah (fail-yah)

Yuh, let's go

Verse

Elijah, you flop in the gym, can't dunk or shoot

Trip on your laces, face-plant, what a goof

Soccer tryouts? You kick it to the wrong damn team

Coach laughin' hard, livin' your wildest bad dream

Homework? Blank page, brain on vacation

Teacher call you out, whole class in elation

Video games? Controller slip from your sweaty grip

Lose to noobs, rage quit, throw a hissy fit

Skatin'? Wheels wobble, crash into the curb (skrrt!)

Bruised ego bigger than that ice pack you deserved

Singin' in choir? Voice crack like thunderclap

Off-key screamin', dogs howlin' back (woof-woof)

Dancin' at parties? Two left feet, shuffle flop

Girls run away, call security, make it stop

Elijah, king of the L's, stack 'em like bricks

Every try's a fail, kid, that's your shtick

Chorus

Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)

Bad at everything (everything), yeah

Can't win, can't spin, can't do a thing (a thing)

Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)

Bad at everything (everything), yuh

Flop king, fail prince, ring that bell (bell)

Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything!)

Verse

Baseball swing? Miss the ball by a mile

Strike three quick, ump yellin' "Outta style!"

Basketball? Dribble off your foot, to the stands it flies

Crowd boos loud, cover your eyes

Cookin' ramen? Burn the pot black as night

Smoke alarm blarin', family's in flight

Ridin' bike? Chain pops, skid into trash

Helmet cracked, luck's all you got, in a flash

Debate club? Stutter, fumble every word

Opponent roasts you, points absurd

Art class drawin'? Stick figures look deranged

Teacher sighs deep, "Try again," unrestrained

Guitar strummin'? Strings buzz like angry bees

Fingers fumblin', playin' off-key pleas

Elijah, you curse, zero talent in your veins

Bad at breathin' right, suck at the game

Chorus

Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)

Bad at everything (everything), yeah

Can't win, can't spin, can't do a thing (a thing)

Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)

Bad at everything (everything), yuh

Flop king, fail prince, ring that bell (bell)

Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything!)

Bad at everything (everything, ayy!)

Bridge

Ayy, Elijah, keep tryin', maybe one day (one day)

But right now? Nah, you slay in the fail way (fail way)

Stack those L's high, wear 'em like a crown

King of nothin', hold it down (yuh)

Chorus

Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)

Bad at everything (everything), yeah

Can't win, can't spin, can't do a thing (a thing)

Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything)

Bad at everything (everything), yuh

Flop king, fail prince, ring that bell (bell)

Elijah bad, bad at everything (everything!)

Outro

Yeah, Elij