Fat Greasy Forehead

Chorus

Fat greasy forehead, drippin' like a fryer (fryer, fryer)

Shinin' under lights, yeah, you can't deny her (deny her)

Wipe it with a rag, but it just multiplies (multiplies)

Fat greasy forehead, catchin' all the flies! (buzz buzz, yuh)

Fat greasy forehead (forehead!), drippin' like a fryer

Shinin' under lights, yeah, you can't deny her

Verse

Step in the club, but your shine's too bright

Oil slick up top, blockin' out the night

Napkin in the pocket, but it ain't enough

Forehead so fat, it's callin' your bluff

Sweat beads rollin', like a summer storm

Grease trap supreme, keepin' dry folks warm

Mirror check fail, it's a slip 'n slide

Fat dome glowin', got that permanent pride

Ayy, pass the towel, this ain't no joke

Your brow's a buffet, french fries and coke

Rub it, scrub it, still slick as hell

Fat greasy forehead, ringin' that bell (ding ding!)

Crowd parts ways, scared of the splash

One head tilt, flood in a flash

Own that shine, king of the drip

But damn, bro, your forehead's on a slip (skrrt!)

Chorus

Fat greasy forehead, drippin' like a fryer (fryer, fryer)

Shinin' under lights, yeah, you can't deny her (deny her)

Wipe it with a rag, but it just multiplies (multiplies)

Fat greasy forehead, catchin' all the flies! (buzz buzz, yuh)

Fat greasy forehead (forehead!), drippin' like a fryer

Shinin' under lights, yeah, you can't deny her (ayy, ayy)

Verse

Gym sesh over, but the glow don't quit

Forehead factory, pumpin' out that hit

Pizza after dark, extra cheese on top

Now your brow's a lake, non-stop plop plop

Date night disaster, candlelight reflects

Grease rainbow shimmer, got her checkin' specs

"Yo, is that Vaseline or straight-up fate?"

Nah, it's forehead grease, sealin' up the gate

Bounce in the booth, mic gets the slip

Fat greasy forehead, makin' beats skip (skrrt skrrt)

Legend in the makin', sweat equity king

But towel game weak, hear the people sing

Hah, embrace the sheen, turn it to a flex

Oily overlord, what you gonna do next?

Fat and proud, grease never dries

Forehead fireworks lightin' up the skies (boom boom!)

Chorus

Fat greasy forehead, drippin' like a fryer (fryer!)

Shinin' under lights, yeah, you can't deny her (deny her!)

Wipe it with a rag, but it just multiplies (multiplies!)

Fat greasy forehead, catchin' all the flies! (buzz buzz, yuh!)

Fat greasy forehead (forehead! forehead!)

Drippin' like a fryer (fryer, fryer, fryer!)

Outro

Fat greasy... forehead (yeah, yeah)

Drippin', shinin' (ayy, wipe it up)

Fat greasy forehead (fade out, yuh)