Blue Cheese Stinks

Intro

(Sniff-sniff) Oh man, what’s that?

(Pee-yew!) Hold up, back up fast!

Verse

I went to the store, thought I’d be bold

Picked up some blue cheese, yeah, the stories I’d been told

Crumbled it on salad, took a big ol’ bite

But one whiff hit me, ruined my whole night

It’s like feet in a gym bag, left out in the sun

Moldy old socks, from a marathon run

Funky like a fridge that forgot to clean

Blue cheese attack, worst smell I’ve ever seen

Chorus

Blue cheese stinks! (Stinks!) Blue cheese stinks!

Pee-yew-ew-ew, it really stinks!

Blue cheese stinks! (Stinks-stinks!) Oh yeah it does

Hold your nose, run away, ‘cause it stinks like a bus!

Blue cheese stinks! Blue cheese stinks!

(Ugh-ugh-ugh) Never again, that’s what I think!

Verse

Tried it on crackers, with wine so fine

But that blue vein hit, crossed the line

Room cleared out quick, friends all fled

Eyes waterin’ bad, wish I was dead

It’s a cheese bomb droppin’, toxic cloud spread

Blue cheese warfare, straight to my head

Warnin’ you now, don’t make my mistake

One bite of that funk, your appetite’ll break

Chorus

Blue cheese stinks! (Stinks!) Blue cheese stinks!

Pee-yew-ew-ew, it really stinks!

Blue cheese stinks! (Stinks-stinks!) Oh yeah it does

Hold your nose, run away, ‘cause it stinks like a bus!

Blue cheese stinks! Blue cheese stinks!

(Ugh-ugh-ugh) Never again, that’s what I think!

Bridge

Gouda’s my baby, cheddar’s so smooth

Brie in the middle, provolone’s the groove

But blue cheese? Nah, keep it away from me

Smellin’ like regret, wild and free

(Whiff-whiff) No thanks, I’m good!

Chorus

Blue cheese stinks! (Stinks!) Blue cheese stinks!

Pee-yew-ew-ew, it really stinks!

Blue cheese stinks! (Stinks-stinks!) Oh yeah it does

Hold your nose, run away, ‘cause it stinks like a bus!

Blue cheese stinks! Blue cheese stinks!

(Ugh-ugh-ugh) Never again! (Never again!)

Outro

Pee-yew... blue cheese stinks...

(Stinks... stinks... yeah...)