
Song
Roastin' Every Creature We Meet
Abby Davidshofer · 8 plays
male vocals, upbeat, humorous, rap, bird-themed, playful, storytelling
Lyrics
Intro
Yeah, it’s the Hawk Squad!
Kendall in the clouds, Abel in the zone, Isaiah with the tone!
All wings, no fear — time to roast, my dear!
Verse
First up, we see that deer in the trees,
Shakin’ in the leaves like “please don’t tease!”
I said, “Buddy, relax, we ain’t eatin’ grass,”
But why you always run like you’re late for class?
You freeze in the headlights, bro what’s the plan?
Even squirrels got a better escape span!
Chorus
We’re the hawks, the sky’s elite,
Roastin’ every creature we meet!
Kendall, Abel, Isaiah in flight,
Talkin’ that smack from morning to night!
Verse
Yo, I dove down low, saw a bass in the lake,
Lookin’ up at me like, “Bro, give me a break!”
You swim all day, no legs, no shoes,
Still can’t catch me — you just snooze and cruise!
I dropped a feather, it hit your fin,
Now that’s what I call a bass drop win
Chorus
We’re the hawks, the roast is real,
Claws of comedy, wings of steel!
No creature safe when we take flight,
Laughin’ all day and hootin’ all night!
Verse
Then I saw that bald eagle, actin’ all grand,
Like, “I’m the symbol of this mighty land.”
I said, “Hold up, bro, don’t puff your chest,
You may be bald, but you ain’t the best!”
We share the sky, but let’s be frank,
I fly higher — your wings just sank!
Verse
Now here comes the shark, thinkin’ he’s slick,
Flexin’ those fins like, “Yo, I’m thick!”
But you can’t even leave the sea,
Come flap with us, if you dare to be free!
Kendall laughed, Abel said “dang,”
Isaiah squawked with a hawk-gang clang!
Chorus
We’re the hawks, we roast for fun,
Top of the food chain, number one!
Deer, bass, eagle, shark beware,
We’re droppin’ jokes from way up there!
If you see feathers fallin’ through the air,
It’s not a storm — it’s just flair.
Kendall, Abel, Isaiah flyin’ high,









