Weak and Skinny

Intro

Yo, listen up, (come, come to me)

I got a story to tell, 'bout a kid, can't you see?

Tristan, Tristan, (oh-oh), think he's the man

But when it comes to swimmin', he's a total plan, (fail, fail)

Verse

He jumps in the pool, (splash), and sinks like a stone

Can't even tread water, (glub, glub), all alone

Drowned in the shallow end, (help, help), what a shame

Last place in every race, (da da da), he's always to blame

He's weak, he's skinny, (yeah, yeah), can't even lift

A chicken wing, that's all he eats, (cluck, cluck), what a rift

No veggies, no fruits, (na-na), just wings all day

No wonder he's so frail, (hey, hey), in every way

Chorus

Tristan, Tristan, (uh-huh), can't swim to save his life

Tristan, Tristan, (oh-oh), always last, always strife

He's a chicken wing king, (bing, bing), but that's all he's got

Tristan, Tristan, (yeah, yeah), weak and skinny, what a plot

Verse

He tries to do a lap, (paddle, paddle), but he's so slow

Everyone passes him, (zoom, zoom), like he's in the go

He's gasping for air, (gasp, gasp), like a fish out of water

His technique is whack, (wham-bam), like a sloppy slaughter

He's got no endurance, (huff, huff), can't even make a turn

He's a swimming disaster, (oh no, oh no), like a lesson that's learned

He's stuck in the kiddie pool, ( splash, splash), while others play

In the deep end, ( cannonball), he's just a weak, skinny sway

Verse

He thinks he's cool, (cool, cool),