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Leia Waldron
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my cat named jess smells like poo and she’s gained alot of weight so she’s bare fat and she’s rude
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Oh-oh, hey Jess, hey Jess (yeah)
Ooh, ooh, step aside, make room, make room
You strut in slow-mo like you own the couch
Tail high, eyes low, you demand my pouch (uh-huh)
You knock my mug, you blink, you stare, you scoff
Then you curl up, take my spot and never get off
You woke me up at three with a snore and a purr
Left a little present by the shoe rack, sir (no shame)
You taste the tuna, then you bite my hand
Boss of the kitchen, ruler of the land
Jess, you sweet, you messy, you rude (you rude)
Jess, you full, you fluffy, you crude (you crude)
I wave my nose, I clap my hands, I say oh no
But you just blink and go (blink and go)
Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)
Jess, Jess, what else you gonna do? (what else you gonna do?)
Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude (bare fat, rude)
Jess, Jess, I love you, whoo, whoo (I love you, whoo)
Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)
Jess, Jess, you knockin' my shoe (knock it, knock it)
Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude
Jess, Jess, I can't quit you (can't quit you)
Midday sun, you claim the window sill
Stretch like a queen, then steal the windowsill
You eat my snacks, you chew the chair's hem
You blink slow, like you planned the mayhem (heh)
Your whiskers twitch when you hear the can
Run like a drumroll, jump on the pan (skrrt)
You hog the blanket, you hog my phone
You sit, you stare, then you bite my bone
Jess, you sassy, you greedy, you loud (so loud)
Jess, you tiny, you mighty, so proud (so proud)
I push you out, you come back and you steal the show
You purr, you war, and you go (and you go)
Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)
Jess, Jess, what else you gonna do? (what else you gonna do?)
Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude (bare fat, rude)
Jess, Jess, I love you, whoo, whoo (I love you, whoo)
Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)
Jess, Jess, you knockin' my shoe (knock it, knock it)
Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude
Jess, Jess, I can't quit you (can't quit you)
When the lights go down and the room gets quiet
You hop in my lap, you make that riot
One little purr and all my calls are through
You smell like trouble but I stick to you (I stick to you)
Ta-ta-touch your paw, kiss your head (kiss, kiss)
Sayin' I’ll clean you up, then nap instead (uh-huh)
You’re messy, you’re rude, but you’re mine, babe
Jess, you silly bandit, don’t ever change
Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)
Jess, Jess, what else you gonna do? (what else you gonna do?)
Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude (bare fat, rude)
Jess, Jess, I love you, whoo, whoo (I love you, whoo)
Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)
Jess, Jess, you knockin' my shoe (knock it, knock it)
Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude
Jess, Jess, I can't quit you (can't quit you)O
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