Jess

Intro

Oh-oh, hey Jess, hey Jess (yeah)

Ooh, ooh, step aside, make room, make room

Verse

You strut in slow-mo like you own the couch

Tail high, eyes low, you demand my pouch (uh-huh)

You knock my mug, you blink, you stare, you scoff

Then you curl up, take my spot and never get off

You woke me up at three with a snore and a purr

Left a little present by the shoe rack, sir (no shame)

You taste the tuna, then you bite my hand

Boss of the kitchen, ruler of the land

Pre-chorus

Jess, you sweet, you messy, you rude (you rude)

Jess, you full, you fluffy, you crude (you crude)

I wave my nose, I clap my hands, I say oh no

But you just blink and go (blink and go)

Chorus

Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)

Jess, Jess, what else you gonna do? (what else you gonna do?)

Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude (bare fat, rude)

Jess, Jess, I love you, whoo, whoo (I love you, whoo)

Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)

Jess, Jess, you knockin' my shoe (knock it, knock it)

Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude

Jess, Jess, I can't quit you (can't quit you)

Verse

Midday sun, you claim the window sill

Stretch like a queen, then steal the windowsill

You eat my snacks, you chew the chair's hem

You blink slow, like you planned the mayhem (heh)

Your whiskers twitch when you hear the can

Run like a drumroll, jump on the pan (skrrt)

You hog the blanket, you hog my phone

You sit, you stare, then you bite my bone

Pre-chorus

Jess, you sassy, you greedy, you loud (so loud)

Jess, you tiny, you mighty, so proud (so proud)

I push you out, you come back and you steal the show

You purr, you war, and you go (and you go)

Chorus

Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)

Jess, Jess, what else you gonna do? (what else you gonna do?)

Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude (bare fat, rude)

Jess, Jess, I love you, whoo, whoo (I love you, whoo)

Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)

Jess, Jess, you knockin' my shoe (knock it, knock it)

Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude

Jess, Jess, I can't quit you (can't quit you)

Bridge

When the lights go down and the room gets quiet

You hop in my lap, you make that riot

One little purr and all my calls are through

You smell like trouble but I stick to you (I stick to you)

Ta-ta-touch your paw, kiss your head (kiss, kiss)

Sayin' I’ll clean you up, then nap instead (uh-huh)

You’re messy, you’re rude, but you’re mine, babe

Jess, you silly bandit, don’t ever change

Chorus

Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)

Jess, Jess, what else you gonna do? (what else you gonna do?)

Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude (bare fat, rude)

Jess, Jess, I love you, whoo, whoo (I love you, whoo)

Jess, Jess, you smellin' like poo (P.U., P.U.)

Jess, Jess, you knockin' my shoe (knock it, knock it)

Jess, Jess, you're bare fat, you're rude

Jess, Jess, I can't quit you (can't quit you)

Outro

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