Little Mabu Sucks

Intro

Hey — ha! Oh-oh

(yeah, yeah)

Verse

Little Mabu, you walk in like a cartoon

Big shoes, small talk, and a crooked tune

You claim you’re the king of the room, uh-huh

But you trip on the rug, spill your soda, boom

You borrow my hoodie, then deny the proof

Say you’ll pay me back, then ghost like an excuse

You think you’re fire but you’re lukewarm, baby

All sizzle, no steak, kind of shady, yeah

Pre-chorus

Everybody laughs when you try to flex (try to flex)

You blow the moment with one bad text (one bad text)

Cute in a mess, can’t find no luck

Come on now, little Mabu sucks (little Mabu sucks)

Chorus

Little Mabu sucks, little Mabu sucks

(oh-oh) Little Mabu, little Mabu sucks

Little Mabu sucks, little Mabu sucks

(yeah) Little Mabu, little Mabu sucks

Verse

You sing in the shower like you’re on Broadway

Neighbors file a complaint, then you shrug, 'okay'

Got a mixtape of excuses and forty ways to bail

Promises like balloons — pop, gone, derail

You start a dance, then freeze mid-step

Pretend you meant to do that, but nah, you slept

Always one joke behind, timing’s rough

Charm’s on layaway, credit’s not enough

Chorus

Little Mabu sucks, little Mabu sucks

(ha!) Little Mabu, little Mabu sucks

Little Mabu sucks, little Mabu sucks

(come on) Little Mabu, little Mabu sucks

Bridge

We roast with a grin, yeah it’s all in play (all in play)

We love you being wrong in the loudest way (loudest way)

But when you’re late to the party, we still clap (we still clap)

You stir the mess, you bring the map (bring the map)

So here’s to the chaos, the cringe, the luck

Little Mabu — you still... little Mabu sucks

Chorus

Little Mabu sucks, little Mabu sucks

Little Mabu, little Mabu sucks

Little Mabu sucks, little Mabu sucks

Little Mabu, little Mabu sucks

Outro

(na-na) Little Mabu — suck it up, suck it up

(hey!) Little Mabu — we still love the fuss (we do)

Little Mabu sucks, little Mabu sucks

(yeah) Little Mabu, little Mabu sucks