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Math Sub Get That Pump
Ava Pykosz
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make a song about a fat math sub who needs to go to the gym and to stop eating 35 pounds of mcdonalds every day (NOT EXPLICIT)
Lyrics
Yo, math sub, math sub, put down that tray (tray, tray)
Thirty-five pounds of fries every day (day, day)
Big belly blockin' the board, can't see the sum
Time to hit the gym, son, get that pump, get that pump!
Walkin' in class with a shake in your hand, supersize land
Chalk on your shirt, nuggets in your pocket, understand?
Equations flyin', but your waistline's the real mystery
Pi r squared? Nah, that's your lunch history
Apple turnover? More like apple turnover belly
Subbin' for the day, but eatin' for three, feel me?
Whiteboard warrior, marker in fist
But that drive-thru line got you on the list
McDouble double, quarter pounder pounder
Stackin' them bags higher than the class tower
Kids laughin' quiet, "Teacher ate the menu!"
Yo, sub, switch it up, time for a new venue
Yo, math sub, math sub, put down that tray (tray, tray)
Thirty-five pounds of fries every day (day, day)
Big belly blockin' the board, can't see the sum
Time to hit the gym, son, get that pump, get that pump!
(ayy, pump it up, yuh)
Treadmill callin', weights on the rack
Swap that value meal for a protein pack
No more "I'm lovin' it," that's yesterday's jam
Future's in the squat rack, yeah, that's the plan
Count reps not calories from the golden arches
Flex on the class, show 'em those marches
From fraction fail to fraction fit
Math sub legend, now you're legit
Drop the soda, grab the water bottle
Watch that gut go, full throttle
Class clappin' when you walk through the door
Lean mean teachin' machine, hear 'em roar
One step, two step, sweat it out (out, out)
No more bags, just gains no doubt
You got the brains, now build the frame
Math sub king, changin' the game (game, game)
Yo, math sub, math sub, put down that tray (tray, tray)
Thirty-five pounds of fries every day (day, day)
Big belly blockin' the board, can't see the sum
Time to hit the gym, son, get that pump, get that pump!
Get that pump, get that pump! (yuh, yuh)Pump it up... math sub... yeah (fade out)
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