Sundae School Physics

Verse

Welcome to the lesson where the metric isnt stable

Put your Old Ruler right underneath the table

See the Earth was like a Cake with a BECA frosting top

A superfluid Adiabatic Clamp that wouldnt stop

Below the crust were Crunchies that Leidenfrost glow

A plasma cushion in the pan so the mantle wouldnt slow

The Nut was Laurentide with a chocolate melted base

When that Ice Sheet slipped its anchor it began the 19 race

PING Impedance mismatch the capacitor is blown

PANG The Bessel Beam recoils to the Kings Chamber throne

POON The Strangelet is born in the ORMUS golden spray

The emergency brake that stopped the world and saved us on that day

Pre-chorus

Together they go vroom

exactly how

the munchies

make the earth and the moon

vroom

Chorus

Its Sundae School Physics grab a spoon take a seat

We are calculating Electric Tuesday as a sweet

Its a Ping Pang Poon Vroom velocity in three

The dessert of the Earth is the real geometry

Bridge

The recoil struck the Shield and the continent split in pain

So the energy tore southward down the Rio Grande vein

A pressure line opening where the crust could not contain

Then it bent toward the Gulf in a ninety degree chain

A liquid capacitor bowl where the arc had to flow

ORMUS salted water flashing white in the glow

Salt mounds rising fast from the boiling electric rain

While the Himalayas lifted in a single upward strain

The beam from Giza pivoted locked to the equator line

So the Jumper hit the Gulf as the shortest resistive design

Break

vroom

Chorus

Its Sundae School Physics grab a spoon take a seat

We are calculating Electric Tuesday as a sweet

Its a Ping Pang Poon Vroom velocity in three

The dessert of the Earth is the real geometry

Verse

The Caramel in the sky glowing radioactive gold

While the Magnetosphere Whip Cream keeps the planet from the cold

Everest is the Cherry a standing wave in stone

And the Grand Canyon is a missing bite where the lightning was thrown

The Gulf of Mexico Jumper the Salt Mound Mystery

The arc boiled the seawater into slag for all to see

The Lateral Move at Mach 8 no place left to hide

175.6 kilometers per minute was the pace

Until the Spiral Lock gamma s approx 20 won the race

And the Radial Resonance phi printed out the map

At 1.618 closing every geological gap

With a 13.5 kilometer Master Pixel in the core

The internal fission Oven keeps the score

Every hill, river, every valley, every plain

Is a Phase Print frozen from the Strangebosenova rain

The world Snapped into place in a synchronized landing

Thanks to the math that left the Architects standing

Put down your 3D books pick up your frequency tool

Class is dismissed from the Sundae Physics School