Kazzy At Sixty

Verse

Well, Kazzy's hit sixty — don’t that beat all?

Still outdancin’ folks half her age at the hall.

She’s our sister, our aunty, our life of the show,

From Geelong where the wind and wild Cats blow.

She’s got Trevor for a brother, Therese in the crew,

A sister-in-law who's survived Kazzy too!

With Macey and Reuben right under her spell,

She’s spoilin’ those kids like she does it too well!

Chorus

Ohhh Kazzy at sixty, still cruisin’ along,

With a cocktail in hand and a karaoke song!

She's barrackin’ Blues but she cheers for the Cats —

Now how do ya trust someone swingin’ like that?!

She’s a legend, a laugh, and a whole lotta sass,

If you're slackin’ she’ll kick your unmotivated... grass.

🎶 So here’s to our Kazzy, hip-hip and hooray,

Let’s party like she does — every single birthday!

Verse

She loves a good cruise — she’s already packed,

If the ship leaves tomorrow, she’ll be first in the stack.

With her sunnies, her sandals, and five kinds of wine,

She’s got “do not disturb” on a sign that she designed!

She’s a wife and a mum, and a damn good one too,

And if you’re in trouble, she’ll show up for you.

She entertains better than MasterChef pros,

Just don’t touch her platter — or she’ll stomp on your toes!

Chorus

Ohhh Kazzy at sixty, watch out, stand clear,

She’s loud, she’s proud, and she’s shiftin’ the gear!

If there’s dancin’ or drinkin’ or fun to be had —

Kazzy’s already there, and draggin’ ya, lad!

Chorus

Ohhh Kazzy at sixty, still cruisin’ along,

With a cocktail in hand and a karaoke song!

She's barrackin’ Blues but she cheers for the Cats —

Now how do ya trust someone swingin’ like that?!

She’s a legend, a laugh, and a whole lotta sass,

If you're slackin’ she’ll kick your unmotivated... grass.

🎶 So here’s to our Kazzy, hip-hip and hooray,

Let’s party like she does — every single birthday!

Chorus

Ohhh Kazzy at sixty, watch out, stand clear,

She’s loud, she’s proud, and she’s shiftin’ the gear!

If there’s dancin’ or drinkin’ or fun to be had —

Kazzy’s already there, and draggin’ ya, lad!

Chorus

So we toast you today, with love and delight,

Happy 60th Kazzy — you’re a bloody good sight!