Hillbilly Banjo Birthday Song for Kevin

Verse

2 boys 8 years apart, One likes to cry the other likes to fart.

Wife wants fake metal cactus garden, I cant afford it, well not really, I just dont want to spend that money on it.

Chorus

I got a hot black Mustang with low miles, almost glows in the dark

I love my zero turn lawn mower, popping wheelies in the sun.

Too many daggum Moles in the yard, gotta kill me some.